The New Jpeg

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  • Bluejam0

    This new format is based on HYPE™ technology. What it does is make an image look bigger than it is.

    Made specifically for television graphics and tabloid newspapers this new technology allows you to expand images mentally so that the viewer thinks it's really important.

    A test case involving photos of Jasmine Bleeth (post Baywatch) proved that 79% of people asked thought she was more important than she actually is (43% thought she was bigger than Jesus).

    God bless HYPE™ technology.

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