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    bush, chirac and dutch pm balkenende are sitting in a plane.

    then bush says, hey we are flying over NYC now!

    chirac asks: how do you know?

    bush: i just touched the empire state building!

    hours later chirac says they are flying over paris now..

    bush asks, how do you know?

    chirac: i just touched the Eiffel Tower!

    one hour later Balkenende says we just flew over Amsterdam.

    the others, rather surprised, ask, how do you know that then?

    balkenende: i just put my hand out of the window and my Rolex is gone now.

    harr harr

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