Suicide

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  • nburlington0

    A cop told me a crazy story:

    A man learned he had cancer in his intestines. The man went home (distraught) and began drinking. A few hours later the neighbors call the police because he is making alot of noise and he sounds distressed.

    This cop shows up and enters the man's apartment. The guy is sittting there with a knife in his hand, bleeding from his gut. He was trying to get into his intestines and remove the tumor himself!!

    He didn't want the cops there and everytime they got too close to him, he started messing with the knife and his innerds (he had really cut himself open good).

    This cop said the only thing he could do was swat at the guy's hand and say "stop it" like the guy was a child.

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