Things to Own
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girls things:
1. photo: sure
2. heels: sure
3. f*ck no! unless you want to date a wife-beater-wearing thug that ends his sentences with 'dog' and 'yo'.
4. pickup line: if you need a pickup line, then you shouldn't use one. if that was confusing, let's hope you've at least mastered the art of body language...
5. if you're gonna stock a six pack, put together a custom pack with an assortment to suit his tastes. (ie. negro modelo, duvel, chimay, etc). many of the new trendy whole foods grocers allow you to put together your own custom six pack.
6. bathroom mags: take the beer approach as noted above. architecture, travel and food are always good choices.
7. business card: if your employer didn't issue you a box of these and your not a successful freelancer, avoid this. you're trying too hard. bar napkins are a cheap and convenient alternative.
8. earplugs: wtf? i don't snore!
9. queer eye gay guy: you can get these guys a dime a dozen these days. that show had 'em pouring out the closet door. why speed dial when you can conference call and have your love life and bathroom decor dilemmas solved instantly?
10. condoms: population control starts at home.