Things to Own
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sorry i'm late, here's my much respected response for men:
1.espresso: fine, but top notch not needed for a good cup of trende latte.
2. lamp: yes, a nice lamp with a warm ambient glow is very inviting, as it makes for a more 'comfortable' atmosphere.
3. swiffer sucks. period.
4. couch: girls instinctively march to your bead and pull off your comforter to cuddle with on the couch. this is a universal mating call, so make sure your couch can double as a bed!
5. underwear: optional. this one is always subjective, but girls always like the feeling of a firm ass when pulling off your 501's, so make thier job of stipping you easier...
6. key-ring: do this if one day you aspire to have your own home improvement show.
7. $150+ jeans: see #5. the important thing is the fit. a pair of $400 jeans aren't worth the denim their stitched together with if they aren't complimenting your firm ass.
8. $200+ dress shoes. like wheels on a car, shoes can make or break your style. it's bad enough when we see a wallstreet tycoon stopping to tie his chuck taylors in his armani pinstripe. emo's dead, delete your myspace account.
9. 300-thread sheets. this should be a given. but it's equally important to have a comfortable bed. a sqeaky set of springs can make her forget about how high her quarter bounced off your ass.
10. cooking: master a few panty-peeling recipes, or if you're on a tight schedule (lazy), at least take the time to learn the different types of wine as well as wine etiquette. this will pay off handsomely (assuming your date is old enough to drive, otherwise, kool-aid jello shots are your game).
good luck fella's and remember to lift the seat!
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