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I know that control piadinhas and such... but this was not fantastic here... I hug, Finaga. This is very good. > > > INEXPERIENCED PRIEST > > > > > > the new Priest of the parish was so nervous in its first sermon, l > > > that it almost did not obtain to speak. > > > Before its as sermon, in the following sunday, asked > > archbishop > > > > as it could make to relax. This suggested to it that in next > > > time, placed drops of vodka in the ones water and that after > > > sips would be calmer. > > > In the following sunday applied the suggestion and felt so well, that > > > Could even say high in the way of relaxed a storm, so happy and > > > > > that > > > > if found. > > > After returning to the reitoria of the Parish found a note of > > > > > > Archbishop > > > > > > saying: > > > "Prezado Priest... > > > Seguem some comments: > > > 1. In the next time, it places drops of vodka in the water and not drops of > > > water > > in > > > > vodka. It does not place lemon and sugar in the edge of the cálice. > > > 2. The mantle of the image of Ours Mr. Jesus Christ does not have to be > > > used > > as > > > > napkin. > > > 3. 10 Orders and not 12 exist. > > > 4. 12 had existed Apóstolos and not 10. > > > 5. Judas did not hang Jesus; e Tiradentes does not have nothing to see with > > > history. 6. The hóstia is not chicletes; therefore > prevents to try to make > balls. > > > > 7. That one ' casinha ' is the confessional; not it bathroom. > > > 8. It prevents to support in the image of Ours Lady, much less to hug it. > > > 9. The initiative to call the public to sing was praiseworthy but > > > to make trenzinho and to run for the church was excessively... > > > 10. Blessed water is if benzer;e does not stop refreshing the nape of the neck. > > > 11. It never prays the mass seated in the stairs of the altar; much less with > > > the foot on the Sacred Bible. > > > 12. The hóstias must be distributed for the people; never used > > > as aperitive to companhar the wine. > > > 13. It looks for to use clothes of the batina underneath. > prevents to abanar itself with > > batina when it will be with heat. > > > 14. Jesus was born in Belém, but this does not mean that it is > > > paraense. > > > 15. In a mass if it does not have to make questions to the public. 16. Also > > > > > if > > > > does not have to ask for helps the colleges student. > > > 17. Even because they do not know nothing. > > > Per the 45 minutes of mass that I folloied, I noticed these imperfections. > > > Lembro > > that > > > > a mass leads around one hour, and not 2 times of 45 minutes. > > > Who > > > sins is a PECADOR, not a son of puta. > > > Who sins goes for the HELL, and not pra puta that it give birth it. I wait > > > that > > such > > > > imperfections is corrected already for the next sunday. Yours truly, > > > The Archbishop. > > > Comment: That one seated in I sing it of the altar, to which if > related > > as "travecão of dress", was I, its imbecile." > > > > > >