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more questions about heaven for discipler
i was happiest with my life when i was 35 but now i'm 98 and in a wheelchair with a bad back and jaundice
will i be happy healthy and young in heaven because i lick jesus' nuts everyday before i sleep and after i wake up not to mention meals
and my friend, hes black and 27 but a year ago he was in a bad accident and has disfiguring scars that make people uncomfortable in public. if he rowns while swimming will he have his scars on his face when he arrives in heaven? what if god takes them off to make him feel better? what if he doesn't feel like him any more
and do racists make it into heaven for being up gods ass?
are races seperated in heaven to avoid confrontation?
how does the guest list work and what are the rules on residual self image?
what about my uncle the innocent victim in a murder plot that sent him through a wood chipper?
will he be put back together with or with out scars or is there yet another section of heaven for that type of accident as well
i need answers discipler and you seem to think you have them all, so help a brother out will ya
*holding a bible to my head ready to pull the trigger,
jcg