woe is gee
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Actually it happened like this:
Me and some buddys were driving on the Interstate when out of no where this Dodge Neon comes swooping past me, so back then I'm a big time road rager and I'm like , the fuck you do...
I get on the CB and tell my buddys my location and her plates, in about 10 minutes me and three other buddys start to tap the other car (it's a road rage term for when you enter stage two tailgating and start to nudge the car in front of you, or gently tap it - also known as a bumper flirt).
So we get in a Y formation around it and tap it off into the shoulder, bringing it to a stop.
So I get out of my car, loosen up a bit and get ready to do some grill beatin'... and just then, she steps out of the car.
I thought it was a dude the whole time cause she had a baseball cap on, but she takes her hat off and the most beautiful head of hair drops down. So I'm like man on man fuck. And she just comes up to me and starts beating on my face, I cant even do anything I'm just stunned. Finally my buddys break it up, my lip is split, nose broken, eyes swollen but i don't feel no pain I just keep looking at this girl and how beautiful she is.
Long story short, I get her digits, we go on a date to Olive Garden and we have been a hapy couple ever since. Going on four years now and looking at getting hitched.