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- grossdorf
- lol. like Vader with his helmet off.fadein11
- ^HAbezoar
- what was the big wacky one eyed guy from the Goonies called?BH26
- https://i.imgur.com/…bezoar
- lol fadePonyBoy
- fade hahautopian
- LOLpango
- I think Ben Garrison died a little on the inside, if he saw this clip.Continuity
- It could be medical, but it's certainly telling. What kind of mindset clings on to a fake image like that? Shave it off dude. Deary me.monoboy
- Starting to think I live in some sort of deranged computer simulation. The 'lets see how bat shit we can get before he cracks' kind.monoboy
- ha yes same monoboyfadein11
- you're right, cant UNSEERamanisky2
- Have to admit, I got a little weirded out when that solid flap of hair kinda rotated away from his head.face_melter
- What a mess that guy is... indeed, cannot be unseennbq
- Great genes, the best.monoboy
- To be fair, geezer eats shit food but still reached his 70s. My old man died in his 50s. Was still playing cricket and doing fun runs. Cigarettes.monoboy
- Ramanisky23
- If everything he said/tweeted was in this tone, I don't think nearly as many would hate him so much. I guess the news networks would still stir shit up, but...MondoMorphic
- ...which is the real problem. Somebody ought to shine a light on the damage they're doing.MondoMorphic
- Most powerful leader on the planet.
A modern miracle.PhanLo - Left his tangerine cream at the WH.BusterBoy
- "coronavirus, or whatever you wanna call it"
I want to call it hot dog.SteveJobs - “It’s a miracle, a miracle from god” no, it was the tireless efforts of scientists around the world, you assscarabin
- @ 2:02 he thanked the leaders of the world for their "condolences" lol...they are new he was dead.utopian
- Look at his face at exactly 1:05 right when he says therapeutics ... wtf happened there??Ramanisky2
- @ 3:20 "As you probably read...Melanie is slightly younger than me just a tiny little bit." - Melanie is 50 yrs old, Trump is 74. He is such a dotard.utopian
- lol @ 1:05utopian
- Looks like he was about cough or vomitRamanisky2
- deep fake?zaq
- @mondo Saying that people hate him because of the media is such a copout. People hate him for the words he says, the lies he spews, the crimes he does, etc.garbage
- Only someone desperate for a shit lowlife excuse would say the REAL issue is the media. Ffs grow up.monospaced
- fuck this guy.imbecile
- absolutely media. people are mostly monkey see monkey do. if not why big advertising budgets?deathboy
- why you can see all the funny interviewed videos of people agreeing with policy if told by say obama vs trump. Few even know policydeathboy
- and why its so important for media-tech companies to silence any narrative they are not shoving down throatsdeathboy
- Compare his appearance here to just a few days ago
https://www.youtube.…yuekit - The orange is gone, his hair is a totally different color. This is like when you go on a trip and forget your toothbrushyuekit
- The White House is editing video to remove coughs.neverscared
- @yue It's baffling that he puts so much effort into looking so shit. The emperor clown has no paint.garbage
- Cool morph cutFNP14
- yuekit2
This is almost like a comedy skit...Trump's nominee for district court judge has no legal knowledge or experience at all.
- Birds of a feather flock together. Trumps nominee has no legal knowledge or experience. Trump has no political knowledge or experience.kona
- This guy seems REALLY qualified*
*heavy sarcasm, in case that wasn't clearMondoMorphic - and it started so well when he got the first question rightFax_Benson
- Quite the microcosm of this entire administration, isn't it?mg33
- WTF, did one of Bannon's warts fall off and walk into the nomination procedure... fuck I am feeling America's pain right now. Rapidly becoming a laughing stockfadein11
- ^ LOL GROSSmg33
- lol go back watching Suits.sted
- jesus...shellie
- "How did your interview go?"
"It was good..."sofakingback - If this week couldn't get any better!mugwart
- that could have be me up there. how much does it pay and when do i start?_niko
- https://twitter.com/…BonSeff
- Droning the swamp.PhanLo
- lol _nikofadein11
- Can't wait to find out Trump's pick for the next moon shot. How hard can it be. Experts smeckperks. This button?monoboy
- He's the fall guy. Makes the others look good by comparison, which, if I had to guess, they're not much better.mandomafioso
- he looks like a meth headmoldero
- Ah,um,Ah,ah,No,Ah,ah... um.NoBH26
- So PainfulBH26
- "Have you ever watched an episode of Law & Order?" "No" "Better Call Saul?" "No" "Matlock?" "No"yuekit
- nb14
Worst president ever. Total bitch ass. Can't solve a single goddamn problem. Tries to solve a massive health crisis by banning work visas and standing in front of Mount Rushmore. What a fool.
And they have the nerve to pretend that we can't see through his bullshit.
Any leader who relies on the support of the dumbest citizens is destined to fail. Fuck off in November, you prick.
- i hope they all get covid and die.dasohr
- bolsarano first up it seems.neverscared
- the dumb citizens are worse than himmonospaced
- i agree with monoBennn
- Bennn16
- ahahahahaa. gold jerry! Gold!wagshaft
- very precise!neverscared
- DRIFTMONKEY8
- lol wowjaylarson
- https://i.imgur.com/…PhanLo
- https://i.imgur.com/…PhanLo
- not much grabbing materialrenderedred
- They look a bit like a mix between Bill and Hillary Clinton.PhanLo
- They're admiring his hair most me thinks...such envy.whatthefunk
- kill kill kill kill kill kill killsted
- So many Karens. A managers worst nightmare.monospaced
- LOL the one in red with her tongue! lolKrassy
- Aging sucks.omahadesigns
- he certainly has a type...plash
- they certainly have a type...Krassy
- The Stepford WivesRamanisky2
- fadein1110
- I hate to say this but this is a much better look for him.fooler
- He actually looks like the tough guy his base sees.freedom
- he will be 78 in 6 yearssarahfailin
- Needs a burger tatt.BH26
- Sorry, Hamberder tatt.BH26
- he looks so much better without the wig / combover / candyfloss bullshitfadein11
- There's more muscle in that neck than trumpet has in his entire body.Fax_Benson
- What happened to his neck flap vagina?Ramanisky2
- Workin' out with Tobin.severian
- Gardener12
- heheheneverscared
- lolNBQ00
- Haharobotron3k
- jajajacapn_ron
- lold_gitale
- heheutopian
- BusterBoy2
- SheepleSalarrue
- such a diverse crowdaliastime
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- FloriDuhBH26
- that baby looks like Putin!BaskerviIle
- It's the annual worst family member convention; aunties, uncles, whatever. Throw them all in a big auditorium and see what happens.fadein11
- How do people not understand this makes America look like morons? It's terrifying how stupid so many in this country are.formed
- The US is not alone, they are just more visible now when given a platform by idiotic leaders. The UK is no better.fadein11
- These people rally in favor of policies that fuck them over. It's insane.monospaced
- so. much. obe. si. ty.jaylarson
- Hunny, git my good sleeveless button up plaid outta the hamper, we going to rally and hoot and holler at the press!BonSeff
- Hillary had it right. These people are all deplorable.mg33
- I hope they all end up in hell, frying in their own piss.see_thru
- #BeBest .. amirite?Ramanisky2
- Deliverance 45th anniversary screeningfadein11
- Seems like they are acting out and playing the role to some extent. It's like visiting an Insane Clown Posse concert or something.yuekit
- Angry red shirt women is hot. She's so aggressive.PhanLo
- Have these people been planted/paid to stir things up a bit? I don't doubt there are voters who feel this way....Eighty
- But this looks a bit deliberate. Also, who puts a pin-badge on a baby? Even if it does look like it was on the front line at Stalingrad?Eighty
- ^he he he, that baby does look like an old man in a onesie.PhanLo
- akiersky3
- LOL fuck me, what a whiney bitch.Continuity
- That signature is just....holy shit.stoplying
- The hilarity ensuesdbloc
- Funny, I was just reading in NYT that still calling himself president is a federal crime!zarkonite
- omfg, he really thinks he "worked" on those showsmonospaced
- Love the seal at the top so he can pretend he's still in office or important.mg33
- D E L U S I O N A Lutopian
- Is this even real?inv
- ^^ I had the same thought, and it is real. This comedy show needs no writers.mathinc
- The Onion?maquito
- “One of the most successful shows in television history” !!!!!?maquito
- Doesn't he lose his pension by quitting?Akagiyama
- “...to name just a few!” *names every single one*scarabin
- I can't believe this is real. No...nbq
- @scarabin exactly what I was thinking. Notice he doesn’t mention his pageants.monospaced
- Signature: AnalMummmmmmPOBBTKN
- imbecile11
- WINNINGbabydick
- be bestrenderedred
- GTFO. No way. LOL WUT.DRIFTMONKEY
- lol ...Bennn
- lolMrT
- Oh boy!Akagiyama
- renderedred11
Trump lawyer Giuliani faces $1.3 billion lawsuit over 'big lie' election fraud claims
- The Shit Show Must Go On!utopian
- it's okay, trump will cover all of thatmonospaced
- Cover it with debt. He’s great with debt.mort_
- Trump will pardon him in 2024Krassy
- Accountability; so hot right now!
: )ideaist - Giuliani sued by Dominion.
And then the inevitable counter-suit by Giuliani against Domino's.Akagiyama - Leave Domino's pizza out of this!Krassy
- Which Domino's? The one by the landscaping shop, or the one by Dildo Hut?Akagiyama
- Gardener14
- FUR AFFINITYsted
- LOL@
homestar runnerContinuity - Homestar Runner FTWRamanisky2
- Ramanisky26
A little late in the ballgame Donnie
- Donnie, here, reads this and stick to it. Say nothing else, just read the monitor. A whole communication team work hard on this.Bennn
- 100% BULLSHIT 100%
100% BULLSHIT 100%
100% BULLSHIT 100%
Not his words.Bennn - with no twitter how does he do the pullback and reversal of everything he just saiddkoblesky
- F U C K I N H E L LPhanLo
- “No true supporter of mine” is an obvious professional speechwriter line. As if you couldn’t tellnb
- Jfcscarabin
- Strangely the best color grading of a presidential address since the days of analog film!nb
- is this a Deep Fake? why is he reading Biden's speech?Krassy
- has he expressed any sympathy for the dead yet? haven't seen that at all.fadein11
- This is fake, just like the impeachment.palimpsest
- is it just me or does this look hella deepfake?dasohr
- Lying cunt.BusterBoy
- What utter horseshit.Akagiyama
- Ramanisky25
Insane
- Quite how this doesn't end up with Trump hanging from a rope, I don't understand.Nairn
- They must have been bummed to find out this wasn't november at walmart. fucking goons.ben_
- wow.renderedred
- what a bunch of fucking losers, deathboy must be in there somehwre.neverscared
- It's like Snowpiercer with idiotsPhanLo
- ugh, what a fuckin messbezoar
- lol @ phanloneverscared
- haha it's like one of the battle scenes from Lord of Rings or something reenacted by retarded people.yuekit
- "Use the shield!"yuekit
- line em up , nuts to butts...neverscared
- .. to the jailhouse rock.neverscared
- I think I kept hearing "We need fresh people."DRIFTMONKEY
- worst moshpit everdasohr
- why isn't anyone shooting flashbangs and beanbags at these idiots?dasohr
- needs way more beating and less shovingdasohr
- They are WAY too smooth with them seriously. WTF.Bennn
- And we have to share the country with these guys.Maaku
- @20:15 this cop is getting crushed in the doors. really intensesarahfailin
- Ramanisky24
- all those guns, dies from something elseGuyFawkes
- good riddancetank02
- now that I think about it, I guess that's the point lolGuyFawkes
- I like that coffee table.elahon
- Should’ve bought less guns and more saladsnb
- Heart attack guy? Or tazerface?PhanLo
- What "motherfuckers"???aliastime
- His tree looks as stupid as him.monospaced
- he couldn't afford a better tree....spent all the money on those gunsdkoblesky
- One less idiot in the world. Good riddance.MarleyMarl
- poor trigger discipline on the rifle on the left...jonny_quest_lives
- bit morbid but..jonny_quest_lives
- book on coffee table: https://i.ebayimg.co…jonny_quest_lives
- candle:
https://woodwick.yan…jonny_quest_lives - or https://woodwick.yan…jonny_quest_lives
- I like the MAGA tree, nice touch.utopian
- "Pencil Tree" apparently rather shocked at the price: https://www.balsamhi…jonny_quest_lives
- coffee table as mentioned above is nice not a wayfair repro...jonny_quest_lives
- https://www.1stdibs.…jonny_quest_lives
- https://www.incollec…jonny_quest_lives
- no reason to die... bet he lived in safe quiet neighborhood probably never witnessed or was a victim of a crime in his life...jonny_quest_lives
- yet brainwashed to fear his fellow Americansjonny_quest_lives
- worlds smallest winkyfadein11
- lol mono, I thought it was his wife.fadein11
- Merry Christmas, KevinFNP14
- face_melter7
5:42am and Don is up, trying to thrash some life into his listless member with his tiny, claw-like, hands. His wife, still deep in medicated sleep, lies beside him. Twelve headaches in a row now, Don thinks, maybe it's women's troubles. He don't know. She was always so delicate, doing it himself just doesn't feel the same. Maybe tonight, he ponders.
Dressed and ready for the day's business he looks at the Playdoh diaramas left for him by his advisors that inform him of today's pressing agenda - steel tariffs, ongoing opioid crisis, trying to look concerned when more schoolkids are massacred, declining standards of living, disappearing healthcare, a small model of Mueller balls deep in Jared while Ivanka cries. The bright colours make Don smile. He likes colours. Satisfied he knows everything about everything, he settles down and Tweets some babbling shit about 'Alex Baldwin' and SNL.
- +1Bluejam
- * who'snbq
- Alex?nbq
- dyinghans_glib
- Stocks plummet after he shot his mouth off, Russia releases a video of their "unstoppable" nukes dropping on Florida and "Alex" Baldwin is his concern. SMHGM278
- #stablegeniusBluejam
- They sleep in separate rooms. He wakes up next to no one.mg33
- lol forced to watch. i went out of my way to watch that show just for "alex"! trump is kidding himselfCygnusZero4
- also, alec won an emmy for playing him. trump never won an emmy for playing trump!CygnusZero4
- @cy you wanna piss him off? look what happened bcs obama was fucking with him. you want him to ruin all tv for good too?renderedred
- please please please respond, Darrell Hammond.ben_
- +1Gnash
- lol I'm dieing over herenb
- haha face, keep this shit up please :)
such a welcome respite from the whingers.fadein11
- _niko9
So that’s it? That’s how it works? You can run a kleptocracy and a criminal enterprise for 4 years and in the end just pardon all your friends?
Nothing surprising here but what a fucking sham.
- USA is just the shadow of itself right now... In great parts because of a man who, watch it, wanted To Make It Great Again...!!
Well... big fuckin FAIL dude!Bennn - Welcome to the Office of the President of The United States of America. What I want to know, you seem like an intelligent man _niko, why are you so surprised?Khurram
- I mean, Benn is clearly an idiot. No one is surprised he's acting like a hysterical fool. But you should know better, shouldn't you?Khurram
- https://www.npr.org/…Khurram
- Oh hi Khurram, feel good spreading negativity online over people you dont know? How sad are you really? Hope you'll still have great HolidaysBennn
- Sorry Benn. Calm down with your posts about Trump. Stop copy pasting his shit tweets. You're annoying.Khurram
- What about jumping over my posts and getting on with your life? Just stop focusing on me if I annoys you that much, you'll feel better. Peace man.Bennn
- @Khurram, chill dude. _niko literally wrote “nothing surprising here”.maquito
- It’s called America, look it up!nb
- What maquito said, but I guess what might surprise me is If Americans actually let him get away with it._niko
- You act like this hasn't been going on for the past 50+ years.face_melter
- ^Exactly face_melter.PhanLo
- Love to learn about all these other pardons prior presidents have done...inteliboy
- USA is just the shadow of itself right now... In great parts because of a man who, watch it, wanted To Make It Great Again...!!
- hydro7411
- Yes!monospaced
- this could be a whole series. love it!capn_ron
- Need to make a good DeSantis one so i can slap it up around Orlando when he's up for re-election. But yeah, a series is a good idea!!hydro74
- Badass! I saw the other ones on linked in. love the rando's chiming in on a couple of them.capn_ron
- skin color is offhotroddy
- color is accurate, if you're a piece of shit like a proud boy, or anyone who supports trumpmonospaced
- I hope drawing anthropomorphic turds relieves the hate.hotroddy
- ^ I hope the sarcasm directed towards our hate of mentally ill fascism relieved your hate of decency.CyBrainX
- New York has become so decent. That's the decency I imagine you are speaking about.hotroddy