Donald Trump
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5:42am and Don is up, trying to thrash some life into his listless member with his tiny, claw-like, hands. His wife, still deep in medicated sleep, lies beside him. Twelve headaches in a row now, Don thinks, maybe it's women's troubles. He don't know. She was always so delicate, doing it himself just doesn't feel the same. Maybe tonight, he ponders.
Dressed and ready for the day's business he looks at the Playdoh diaramas left for him by his advisors that inform him of today's pressing agenda - steel tariffs, ongoing opioid crisis, trying to look concerned when more schoolkids are massacred, declining standards of living, disappearing healthcare, a small model of Mueller balls deep in Jared while Ivanka cries. The bright colours make Don smile. He likes colours. Satisfied he knows everything about everything, he settles down and Tweets some babbling shit about 'Alex Baldwin' and SNL.
- +1Bluejam
- * who'snbq
- Alex?nbq
- dyinghans_glib
- Stocks plummet after he shot his mouth off, Russia releases a video of their "unstoppable" nukes dropping on Florida and "Alex" Baldwin is his concern. SMHGM278
- #stablegeniusBluejam
- They sleep in separate rooms. He wakes up next to no one.mg33
- lol forced to watch. i went out of my way to watch that show just for "alex"! trump is kidding himselfCygnusZero4
- also, alec won an emmy for playing him. trump never won an emmy for playing trump!CygnusZero4
- @cy you wanna piss him off? look what happened bcs obama was fucking with him. you want him to ruin all tv for good too?renderedred
- please please please respond, Darrell Hammond.ben_
- +1Gnash
- lol I'm dieing over herenb
- haha face, keep this shit up please :)
such a welcome respite from the whingers.fadein11