Stuff Dads say
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- moldero3
go ask your mom
- omg0
"The last girl I was with called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six year old"
- utopian0
Kids...call me Caitlyn for now on.
- georgesIII0
WHERE IS MY BELT!!
- ok, maybe a little too dark ehehhegeorgesIII
- Only if his pants are down.ORAZAL
- ^no that's darker.sarahfailin
- CyBrainX0
The whole world is incompetent.
His worst insult (in his mind) was "Don't be in competent."
- capn_ron0
Put your hand down your pants....
Grab your balls...
And tell yourself you're a man!*after telling him I was scared to play against a certain team for a CIF playoff soccer game.
- sarahfailin0
"Keep it zipped up"
- Hayoth0
Wash the car right!
- drgs0
circus left town, clowns were left behind (about me)
you couldn't eat it without rolling it on the floor?
want some coffee? Go get it yourself
- ghandolf0
"If I have to stop this car, I swear we'll turn around and go home."
(because my brother and I were fighting in the back seat)
- nb0
Complains about wife for decades, blames her for everything wrong in his life, then "Son, when the hell are you going to get married?"
- nb0
Complains about job for decades, hates everything about it and makes sure everyone knows, then gets mad that you didn't follow in his footsteps.
- nb0
Another funny one that I have heard from friends (but never experienced myself) is dads justifying their behaviour by explaining that their dad was worse.
"Boy, if you think I'm an asshole, you have no idea! My dad... now there was an asshole!"
I had a friend who was beaten by his dad growing up. As he got a bit older, he would confront his dad about it. His dad's defence was that HIS dad beat him even worse, and he should be thankful that he's getting softer beatings.