Dream of the Day
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- BusterBoy2
Weirdest dream ever. Won't go into too much detail...but let's just say it involved Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and boobs!
- kalkal0
Am I the only one who seems to have abstract dreams about liminal spaces with very little narrative?
- No. One of my most memorable ones is a type of bus stop that was above and below ground.palimpsest
- Mirrored? Ground intersects? Or that dream like way "it just does factually and makes no actual sense"kalkal
- It's a dream so it makes no sense. They are spaces that would be impossible to recreate in the awake world.palimpsest
- They change so they can be opposite things but you don't see them changing. That's the best I can do to explain it.palimpsest
- Once I noticed known spaces are mirrored in my dreams, like all rooms of my flat are on the wrong side of the corridor.
I use this to get aware I'm in a dream.uan
- nb1
Most likely, dreams are just another part of the simulation we’re living in. Dreams prop up the illusion that waking life is reality.
Carry on
- SimonFFM3
I had dinner with Kate Moss last night. We randomly ran into each other in a hip restaurant and I was this famous photographer and so we ended up on a table. I can't remember anything we spoke about but I fully remember the feeling that it was nothing exciting to dine with a superstar. To me it felt just like an everyday situation.
(Last night I had a 4hrs shoot in a restaurant shooting 'food porn' with guests which for sure is the reason for this Kate Moss dream.)
- grafician-1
^ Here you go Simon
- drgs3
My sex dreams are not what they used to be:
I cuddle with some chubby brunette, I lay on top of her and try to show her some stuff I can do with my new smartphone (Pixel 5a, but its way more y2k and techier in my dream). I kind of drool in her hair/spit in her face a bit and she leaves.
Her boyfriend is suddenly at the scene and he says to me:
Bf: Me and whatshername have been trying to make a baby, but I have problems with my penis or something. Would you jack off in this jar for me? Also, I made a bet that if I convince you to donate your sperm, I win $500 000.
Me: No problem, mate, I'll do it for free
Bf: You don't understand. I win $500 000 if you jack off in this jar for me.
Me: Let's do this!And then I wake up
- This doesn't even qualify as a sex dream. It's also not financially advisable.CyBrainX
- drgs3
Had a horrible dream where:
1. Three of my dumbass coworkers were playing with an height adjustable desk, but instead of adjusting the height it started to fold, and they had their heads caught up in there and they died
2. My company asked me to do a simulated phishing attack by sending a fake email to everyone in the office -- an email from Elon Musk asking for money, everyone replied
3. I was reading QBN and one of you were complaining that their wife was turning into a pretzel (ie. getting fat, im sure there are other pastries which look like a fat person, whatever, my brain went with pretzel). Which one of you thinks your wife is fat?
- scarabin3
I just realized i stopped aging in my dreams years ago. I don’t think i’ve ever been above age 25 or thereabouts and i’m always fit and my hair is awesome. Maybe my brain never caught up to my body or it just sees itself a certain way. Kinda weird.
Is this universal? Are you guys ever old in your dreams?
Also, i’ve never pooped in a dream, and only used a phone once, when it was part of the plot. Also kinda strange.
- I spend 8-12 hours in front of the computer every day, but never dream about working on the computerdrgs
- I’ve had a couple photoshop dreams but it was forever agoscarabin
- how do you know?
I'll look for a mirror in my next dream...
...also, no computers or phones as far as I can rememberuan - ^ Sometimes my dreams aren’t always in the first-person, or i’ll catch a reflection unexpectedly... or sometimes it’s just a flash of imagery or NPC impressionsscarabin
- I checked...and there are no mirrors my dreams. first I had some trouble finding my apartment to check for the mirrors,uan
- when I got there the walls were empty and I woke up.uan
- Do you lucid dream? I never had much success with thatscarabin
- A known fact, if you look in a mirror in a lucid dream, you wake up in horrordrgs
- Made me think... Does brain do raytracing?drgs
- It doesnt like rendering computer screens, typed text (like reading from a book in a lucid dream) and mirrors, so there are some limitations to the internal gpudrgs
- I had a dream I was a point selection in Illustrator. The more points selected, the more alive I was.CyBrainX
- cjfclarence4
Had a dream before that i was at home minding my own business, then suddenly a bright light shines thru my windows and god damn aliens came chasing after me. I ran back to my room, locked the door and call for help but no one answer, eventually the aliens broke thru and threw me out to their ship.
Then I sort of woke up in my bed, i got up and go to my wife and told her my dream. She then ripped her face off and reveal an alien face and asked me so is this the alien you are talking about?
I fxxking woke up again for real and stunned for hours.
yea... it was a dream within a dream...
- How did they throw you? With their arns? How many of them did it take?GuyFawkes
- Small humanoids scare the shit outta me. Greys are the worst. Midgets are also badscarabin
- lol cant rmb Guy. but that gravitational feel seems quite real yet strange.cjfclarence
- False awakenings are such a mind fuck, I’ve only had a few in my lifefuturefood
- cray cray dreamutopian
- What would Jung say? Any issues with wife lately?Beeswax
- i would not trust your wife no more.milfhunter
- Look for small incision marks. Particularly along your spine.shapesalad
- Squat over a mobile today. Check your anus for redness, stretched or torn skin. they may have gotten inside you that way.
Record as an Instagram Story.microkorg - Or do the bubble test. Sit in a tub of water, if bubbles come up you've been raped.palimpsest
- lol palscarabin
- drgs5
I had a sexual dream about DJ Tanner from Full House
- This had to involve pegging.palimpsest
- Thats your dream, paldrgs
- Although you said DJ her friend Kimmy came to mind.
https://i.imgur.com/…
Pegging seemed the only viable method.palimpsest - It's your dream, my comments are just the visualization of them.
No pedo.palimpsest - Thats your visualization, paldrgs
- uan8
After graf and ns read cherub's post in the NFT thread, they teamed up, did some productive research work online, learned how to code an art platform based on crypto and community and launched a successful alternative to the current platforms. They invited all of QBN to participate in it and this made QBN great again.
Being the owners of that thriving art trading community, they finally got their much desired Lambo money, but instead of getting the Lambos, they decided to buy big amounts of rainforest in Indonesia and save the planet.
In 2042 they get the nobel price for peace and the gratitude of humanity for waking up in 2022 and choosing to do the right thing.
- Be the change you wish to see in the world.palimpsest
- can they do it on Mars please.fadein11
- There won't be much of humanity in 2042 but yeah keep dreaminggrafician
- you and your lambo will survive for sure. it's already predicted that you will bring back civilization to humanity:
https://www.youtube.…sted
- CyBrainX1
I put this in the Share Recent Work Thread recently. It was a recurring dream from childhood.
- PhanLo2
It was the build up to the war with China and a group of friends and I were in a Chinese military museum/army base.
I think I had some new flu virus where I could spit flem and it would turn into a collectible figurine but it was bright green.Defo too much NFT chat yesterday
- I imagined they looked like this https://i.imgur.com/…PhanLo
- scarabin1
Someone gave me an adult male lion to look after. I ended up finding a room to put it in and derped off to explore a festival i was at. Rounded a corner later in the night to see a crowd gathered around some lions who were fighting. A male, my male, was finishing off another, and a female lay dead beside them.
My lion had gotten out and killed two more while i was exploring. Still feel awful.
- mort_3
Jordan Peterson dreams some weird shit.
“I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.”
- Nairn1
I've been having loads of really weird and intense dreams recently.
One detail that stuck out from a dream sometime this morning - my eyebrows were incredibly long. I flushed them out with my fingers so they sat a full 3 inches out from my forehead, like a pair of weird hyper Elvis-like protrusions.
- drgs0
Went to bed without an alarm -- slept for 10 hours
I had a dream that in the future there will be no cure for aging, but instead you will be able to make a younger clone of yourself and somehow transfer all your memories and consciousness into that younger body.
In the final part of the process both clones have to consent that the transfer has been successful and the older clone deliberately dies.
In my dream I am 28 years old (considered an old age) and I learn that my new clone is ready. I remember worrying that the process is wrong: it is impossible for the older clone (myself) to escape the fear of death, for me there is no continuity.
Discuss
- spl33nidoru2
I was in LA house-sitting at an exgf's while she was away.
Paying a visit to my ex and expecting to see her instead of me, Ryan Gosling popped up. So we started chatting and got along pretty well, when out of the blue he asked me out on a date.
I was a bit surprised and said yeah let's go for a drink but it's not going to be a date, which he didn't like. Some sort of debate followed, he was quite offended, I said I'm just not gay, but that wasn't an acceptable answer.
A neighbour pops up, he knows Ryan. We get him up to speed, he doesn't get why I'm not going on the date either. Now they're both mad and plan on telling my ex, who (according to my logic in the moment) will then want me to gtfo.
There goes my LA vacay.
- So why didn't you go on the date?
It was Ryan Gosling.Nairn - I just wasn't gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯spl33nidoru
- I hope the physiatrists of QBN will help you to understand what this dream meansdrgs
- Is a date something where the intention is for sex, or just to go out and get to know each other? Gay or not, I'd go on a date with Ryan GolsingIanbolton
- There's a lot to unfold
https://d1fmx1rbmqrx…spl33nidoru - Saying that, I've turned down dates (in dreams) causing utter frustrations in my real life. Weird stuff!Ianbolton
- I think I didn't want to mislead him and deal with the flirty eyes as he seemed quite interested. I was still up for the drink!spl33nidoru
- The SEO on this post is going to be magic.Continuity
- Ha Ian! Real or fake, rejection hurtsspl33nidoru
- lol, I didn't see that this was in the dream thread, hahaNairn
- I'd go out with him and use him to get chicks that I wouldn't even be able to dream.Beeswax
- Lol I didn’t realize I was reading the Dreams thread for a bit. I was like “WTF? I’m done with QBN..”HijoDMaite
- Let me google who the hell Ryan Gosling is... I have no idea.shapesalad
- Oh it's a guy, I don't know why as I read your story I thought it was a girl... right... well if you get bored of hamburgers try a hot dog.shapesalad
- Hahaha, we'll see how prescient this dream turns out to be!spl33nidoru
- ahhaha lol....
"I said I'm just not gay"
and that is where i had to check the thread title :Dsted - I'd go on a date with Ryan Goslingmonospaced
- not gay eithermonospaced
- You can be whatever you dream on QBN, MonoIanbolton
- So why didn't you go on the date?