Dream of the Day
Dream of the Day
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My sex dreams are not what they used to be:
I cuddle with some chubby brunette, I lay on top of her and try to show her some stuff I can do with my new smartphone (Pixel 5a, but its way more y2k and techier in my dream). I kind of drool in her hair/spit in her face a bit and she leaves.
Her boyfriend is suddenly at the scene and he says to me:
Bf: Me and whatshername have been trying to make a baby, but I have problems with my penis or something. Would you jack off in this jar for me? Also, I made a bet that if I convince you to donate your sperm, I win $500 000.
Me: No problem, mate, I'll do it for free
Bf: You don't understand. I win $500 000 if you jack off in this jar for me.
Me: Let's do this!And then I wake up
- This doesn't even qualify as a sex dream. It's also not financially advisable.CyBrainX