Coca Cola Premium Milk
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- dbloc
Coca-Cola is now selling milk and it costs twice as much as regular brands
http://www.businessinsider.com/c…
http://www.fairlife.com
- dbloc0
- ^ very odd/word and line spacingGnash
- it is targeting menSalarrue
- targeting men who prefer MILFS?randommail
- promoting "healthier" milk... Targeting womenaliastime
- lvl_130
THIS IS SO AWESOME!
fucking gross.
- nb0
Milk that's twice as expensive? Hard to believe people will buy it, unless it's organic.
- dbloc0
udderly disgusting
- what did i tell moo about cow puns?!prophetone
- I was saying mooourns.nb
- set0
Puss like excretion from the end of a stinking beasts tits is disgusting enough already, without coke corp rubbing thier cancerous mits all over it...
- set0
50% more protein and calcium *
*compared to water
- davey_g0
Good luck with that, Coke.
- Miguex0
The don't need luck.
They make the second most consumed beverage in the world next to water (or the third, next to tea). and its used to loosen up screws by plumbers / mechanics worldwide.If they can convince the planet to buy their black fizzy drink that no one knows what is made of, because your lastname is written on a can they can convince anyone about anything.
- MrT0
Is it fizzy?
- scarabin0
mmm, rape juice
- scarabin0
so it's women being splashed with thick white liquid, huh.
maybe they'll have women deep throating the bottle in their next campaign
- hahamonospaced
- hahahahaMiguex
- i mean how else do you top the Got Milk "i just sucked a dick" campaignscarabin