So I met a woman...
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- omahadesigns0
So you went on a date and she told you about a one-night stand she had and then you didn't get any?
- exactly what i was thinking.. you failed to score where so many have easily scored beforeautoflavour
- lolset
- I'm not sure scoring herpes is a positive point boys.sea_sea
- sea, always on point!bklyndroobeki
- Peter0
YOLOOOOOOOO
- set0
I went down on a girl I met that night, the other week. Luckily it turns out she's cool (and clean) and I'm still seeing her.
I definitely thought to myself 'WHAT THE UTTER FUCK did I do that for' the next morning though.
Reason: alcohol and horn
So yea, I took that shit to the next level. YOLO
- cool story broBusterBoy
- hmmm... going down is a little different. dental dams suckbklyndroobeki
- I had to google dental dam.
Wowset
- sem0
If a girl tells you she has genital herpes on the 1st date she is either
A) Telling you because she don't want you to be shocked when you look
B) Telling you so you don't hunt her down and go crazy WHEN you catch it
C) Just a careless being who enjoys Tinder a bit too much
I personally I at least strap it up after a girl told me that. Its not like having the life long herp is worth it in any form. That said, its not a 24/7 thing can only come out when you're run down etc (which says a bit about her emotional state) so if you really like her, its something that can be lived with....just....yea....I wouldn't....unless she was perfect.
- I wouldn't touch it,
there are to many fishes in the sea to risk itGeorgesII
- I wouldn't touch it,
- sem0
DID YOU KNOW...
That if a woman has a herpes outbreak at the time of giving birth, that baby could catch them also.
....which explains my head...DAMMIT MOM!
- sine0
sisters with blisters
- ernexbcn0
How's babby formed?
- GeorgesII0
bklyndroobeki and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.- Well...at least i'm going to loose some weight after that story...cos I damn sure aint gonna eat for a while.sem
- shakespeare?Gnash
- AAARRGGHFFUUCCKKProjectile
- BH260
Tinder is the new Herpes App. 1 in 3 people have it.
- CALLES0
it all depends if she got the crazy one with warts or if she means she has HPV which every woman is getting and gynecologists are giving them a shot so i doesnt go all crazy up in there
- CALLES0
oh and there is no test on men which are the carriers but cannot get affected by it
- <bklyndroobeki
- for HPV, not HerpesGnash
- Uuuh wrong. They can be affected.sea_sea
- there ARE tests for men, but it is oft undetectable. if not treated crazy illness' can happen.bklyndroobeki
- pinkfloyd0
Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving