So I met a woman...
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- Projectile0
I've come across a few girls that, on our first "meeting", is totally fine with going raw dawg. helll nooo!!!!
with a few very drunk exceptions in my lifetime, and that one who was just soooo super outta my league hot!
- I like to convince myself that it's me they make the exception for. QUIET!!set
- GeorgesII0
bklyndroobeki and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.- Well...at least i'm going to loose some weight after that story...cos I damn sure aint gonna eat for a while.sem
- shakespeare?Gnash
- AAARRGGHFFUUCCKKProjectile
- sem0
DID YOU KNOW...
That if a woman has a herpes outbreak at the time of giving birth, that baby could catch them also.
....which explains my head...DAMMIT MOM!
- yurimon0
Old fashioned no sex before marriage vs hi tech modern living with herpes.
- how about sex with a condom?sea_sea
- some people have herpes in the mouth so how will you handle that situation.yurimon
- 2ndly why would you ever want to have sex with someone that you need a protective barrier between you?yurimon
- not talking pregos here just in general. you dont find it odd that you will get intimately involved with someone but cant trust the fluids cause of disease chances?yurimon
- fluids. jeah...yurimon
- if you have herpes, stay away from me. and i'm talking rubbers for casual sex. if you're in a committed relationship then take it off. otherwise why would you risk an std? hell no.sea_sea
- take it off. otherwise why would you risk an std? hell no.sea_sea
- why have casual sex if you cant trust your privates to the juices..?
its like going to the doc who works in a brothelyurimon - Oh shut upset
- oh You shut up, cunt! :)yurimon
- sublocked0
Here's a fun article too: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releā¦
- sublocked0
Ever get a "fever blister" or know someone who has? Guess what, they've got herpes too. HSV type 1, not type 2 (genatal)
I've read anywhere up to 70% of adults have some form of herpes, while only about 40% have recurrent sores.
Something fun to think about on this Thursday afternoon!
- *genital sorrysublocked
- mt genatallllsssCALLES
- Hey guys I found the guy with the herpGeorgesII
- 70% of adults have herpes? So 2 out of every 3 QBNer's have it. Lets guess who!capn_ron
- active members? hehehbklyndroobeki
- ETM0
If you are ever in doubt, go google herpes and genitals... problem solved, I assure you.
- bklyndroobeki0
it wasn't a date. just bar chatter in my new neighborhood. she was funny as hell and had a great personality wasn't my type though.
yurimon, a girl who is saving herself for marriage out in "old country" ... she'll probably end up with her cousin. no tx.
- drgs0
wouldn't call her a "catch"
- pinkfloyd0
Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving
- CALLES0
oh and there is no test on men which are the carriers but cannot get affected by it
- <bklyndroobeki
- for HPV, not HerpesGnash
- Uuuh wrong. They can be affected.sea_sea
- there ARE tests for men, but it is oft undetectable. if not treated crazy illness' can happen.bklyndroobeki
- CALLES0
it all depends if she got the crazy one with warts or if she means she has HPV which every woman is getting and gynecologists are giving them a shot so i doesnt go all crazy up in there
- BH260
Tinder is the new Herpes App. 1 in 3 people have it.
- ernexbcn0
How's babby formed?
- sine0
sisters with blisters
- sem0
If a girl tells you she has genital herpes on the 1st date she is either
A) Telling you because she don't want you to be shocked when you look
B) Telling you so you don't hunt her down and go crazy WHEN you catch it
C) Just a careless being who enjoys Tinder a bit too much
I personally I at least strap it up after a girl told me that. Its not like having the life long herp is worth it in any form. That said, its not a 24/7 thing can only come out when you're run down etc (which says a bit about her emotional state) so if you really like her, its something that can be lived with....just....yea....I wouldn't....unless she was perfect.
- I wouldn't touch it,
there are to many fishes in the sea to risk itGeorgesII
- I wouldn't touch it,