It's Monday!
It's Monday!
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- PhanLo15
- https://www.youtube.…Bluejam
- LOOOOOOOOLnecromation
- lolKrassy
- the looking down at the end lolpango
- https://www.youtube.…pango
- lol, face expression like in cartoonsNBQ00
- mondaynbq
- https://www.youtube.…moldero
- Frodo fail?prophetone
- The title is the best, but you don’t see it.. “he uploaded his iPhone to the cloud”autoflavour
- /r/watchpeopledieins...BonSeff
- could hurt someone on the groundBennn
- Think he's worried about all the WhatsFlap groups he's in, lots of "risky" photos :)mrAtor
- Did people in the other plane see?
How can I recover it?
It's fucking gone.BustySaintClaire - Yea that’s kinda what happens going 200mph at 10,000 ftfuturefood
- pwhahamilfhunter
- "Shit, I didn't clear by browser history..."elahon
- Ramanisky214
- Allllaaah AkkkbaararrggghhhhhNBQ00
- Ok trumpercanoe
- I mean, somebody saved him from himself.garbage
- One of my best friends was a PMC, I think he was scheduled in Arjifan in Kuwait. The prevailing joke was Kuwaiti Sunnis shit like this..garbage
- Saud Sunnis abandon a Bugatti in a parking garage because they scuffed the bumper.garbage
- you said what, canoe?NBQ00
- lol @NBQ00feel
- @nbq00 if u are going to make fun of religion keep it in the easter thread.hotroddy
- what's the name of this movie?Krassy
- How is nobody talking about how fucking lucky this guy is, and how funny the "WTF JUST HAPPENED" resurface is.garbage
- ^ yeah, this guy got the break of a lifetime (assuming it's real)formed
- I believe i can flyyyyyPhanLo
- *I believe I can flippppgarbage
- Sora?Krassy
- Ah so we can only make fun of Christians and Christianity but Islam is sacred on QBNNBQ00
- Nothing is sacred on QBN.cherub
- @NBQ I don't know how you come to that conclusion. It's about the money. Change the outfit and this is a rich idiot kid in Gulf Shores Florida.garbage
- And dumbest brag, but I used to teach in churches. Read the Torah, NT, Quran, all the apocrypha. Believe it or not, I was going to be a pastor.garbage
- However I'm just an atheist that hates how Christ's name is slandered by the fool following that has been muddied over the centuries.garbage
- There are good people in every faith, it's just the extremists that make the news.garbage
- Very fine people.palimpsest
- lol, that's too simplistic and you know it. Hard line lies in politics? Absolutely. I live in fucking America. Fight them.garbage
- Existential lies that somebody tells themself? Let them be. Faith should be personal, and it becomes a problem when they impose it.garbage
- I'm on board.
I even defend flat earthers, we all believe in something.palimpsest - Lol, too far. You can prove that we live on an oblate spheroid. You can't prove nor disprove God.garbage
- God is real insofar that he is both the catalyst and excuse of almost every conflict we've had as a species.garbage
- God is also real in that he helps your average Joe go to sleep at night. I'm ok with that, but Flat Earthers need to go to school, not church.garbage
- Back Seatsandpipe
- staring at the sea, staring at the sand..._niko
- impressive height.bulletfactory
- since197910
- that escalated quickly.fadein11
- Let the boy try himself goddamnit.ApeRobot
- I still do the same thingsureshot
- I WAS BORN LIKE THISNEWSTON
- grosspinkfloyd
- LOLLBennn
- This is pure comedyBennn
- this sums up Yurimoldero
- If you have little boys as kids this is exactly what its likeDaveO
- this gif made me piss my pantspinkfloyd
- This perfectly represents child ownership.ideaist
- i laughed too muchcruddlebub
- this so good!renderedred
- 'SOILING SYSTEM ACTIVATED'Bennn
- guard the soy sauceomg
- the old cry-piss tantrum techniqueFax_Benson
- If I can't have it! No one else can!!pango
- It's things like this which make me feel a great swell of gratitude that I never bred.Continuity
- GOTEEE'MBrokenHD
- Lolzrobotron3k
- lol @ going for the food first. As if just a little juice was somewhat ok and kept it edible.VectorMasked
- panguitooey
- sted16
- lolutopian
- hahamoldero
- what a weirdopinkfloyd
- That is some quality freakbombing!CyBrainX
- loldbloc
- Nice photobombJetserf
- duck dynasty?terry_cloth
- boss lolernexbcn
- I love when grown men call other people "weirdo", it's so little girl-ish and hiproniccanoe
- haha, this guy's great - it's the weirdly-grinning self-obsessing gasbags in front who are 'weird'detritus
- Fairy dust...fyoucher1
- that plastic smileBennn
- Continuity8
- ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*
Stay positive!
✧・゚: *✧・゚:*palimpsest - ^ woooow, lol. Hang in there champ.garbage
- Congrats! Let us know if it’s a boy or a girl!_niko
- ^Yeah, I need to know if I'm an aunt or an uncle.Akagiyama
- flol @pali, niko, and akagiyamaContinuity
- Take rest!OBBTKN
- Congrats on the baby.ShenanigansTV
- QBN™ Gender Reveal Party planning time!!!!capn_ron
- The woman I work for just got it too. Were you in Atlanta?CyBrainX
- you should have used a condom no matter if corona or baby, always use a condomoey_oey
- lol palimpsestephix
- i'm gonna use that oneephix
- those pregnancy jokes are 3 years old. they still good to go?ephix
- Can I have your stuff?pockets
- dibs on laptops.pango
- Whiskey always helps!hydro74
- Upvote but downvote :(skinny_puppy
- There we gooo again!milfhunter
- https://i.haasie.com…Continuity
- hydro74 is a man who knows.Continuity
- ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*
- Longcopylover16
- needs more Benny Hill musicKrassy
- nice teamworkOBBTKN
- I love the one khaki-guy running and falling before even reaching the cart.Longcopylover
- *bowling pin strike sound*face_melter
- this would make a great video game.fadein11
- wtf the dude jumping off like its an action movie lolBennn
- He...could...go...all...the...Gucci
- lol benn, that is the highlight of the vid, he's done that before I reckonfadein11
- The Friday version: https://youtu.be/UqM…garbage
- tuck and roll!lvl_13
- SimonFFM10
Was out with my camera shooting pictures near a roller coaster when someone threw up on me.
- pics?drgs
- lol @ picsYakuZoku
- I dare him to say nodrgs
- pics or it didnt happenmilfhunter
- Oh, dear.Continuity
- Are we talking a bypasser barfed on you? Or it came down like a rainbow rain from on high?Continuity
- Simon, you should stay away from those sites ;)OBBTKN
- https://www.urbandic…sted
- "You then have the option to purchase the picture for $12." :D:Dsted
- Yes, a bypasser and on everyone standing there. I was full of smelly stains. Freshly showered, all ok.SimonFFM
- So, some random cunt just walked up to all of you, and spilled his guts?Continuity
- No, he/she/it was on the roller coaster and puked during the ride...SimonFFM
- Lololololpango
- Pictures or it didn't happen.garbage
- So a rider barfed on you, not a bystander? I'd be running to the exit area to see who TF it was lol!Akagiyama
- Simon, I think that's a sign you should just stick to shooting nude beautiful women. Fuck funfairs!microkorg
- Sometimes I walk around to photograph some images to have my own stock photos for my blog.SimonFFM
- humans are way better luck than a pigeonAQUTE
- But is it luckier than stepping in dog shit?garbage
- Akagiyama16
- I will never not upvote this potatoscarabin
- heeeeyyyy budddd.utopian
- heeeeyyyy budddd,
you look baked brah.utopian - upvoteddbloc
- upvoted.CyBrainX
- This illustrates exactly how I feel when I see Coronavirus posts clogging up the Front Page like a junkie's impacted colon.face_melter
- Can we just take that thread off the home page? Didn’t we do that with the endless trump shit?scarabin
- https://youtu.be/I-u…Gardener
- utopian15
- Aldi tillfaxion
- Aldi pros throw stuff back into the cart, and pack at the packing tables.jagara
- anyone else noticed that aldi have HUGE barcodes right across the packaging to help the till cunts scan even fastermicrokorg
- Aldi and Lidl both are grocery shopping nightmares for this.Continuity
- It’s all about the empty shopping bag set up in trolley ... get that right and its easyBluejam
- mort_9
- *When a client says that it's not what they were hoping for.Chimp
- When the pizza delivery is missing ranch dressingKrassy
- When you reach peak beige.mort_
- Can you make the logo biggerRumperChunk
- lol mortutopian
- Is that Cathy from Eastenders after she was caught noshing someone off in a local layby.Morning_star
- Damn. That's really strong curtain rod mountspango
- missed the opportunity to destroy 2 lamps.
ama disappoint
lol@peak beige :Dsted - Where are my keys?bezoar
- Karen of the day?OBBTKN
- You okay hun?Ianbolton
- Ramanisky28
- steamingPhanLo
- https://thumbs.gfyca…maquito
- There goes the neighborhooddbloc
- https://giphy.com/gi…elahon
- Yep, that's parked.Wordsworth
- At least she got it off the road, right?Continuity
- https://youtu.be/NCk…Wolfboy
- LOL byeeeeeee!Akagiyama
- At least she avoided that other carNutter
- run awayyyy!sarahfailin
- @elahon thanks for that link, i had no idea giphy as this tile function.sted
- utopian12
- LOLmoldero
- hhahaaaaaPhanLo
- kingsteven trying to wash his dog. :)Longcopylover
- breakdancing making a solid comebackKrassy
- hahaha KrassyMilan
- she does have windmills down tight.utopian
- all she needs is a little bit better body rockutopian
- Wow! She busted some smooth moves from one page to the next!Akagiyama
- that's a sick car. this lady is the titssarahfailin
- Krassy14
- ahahaha brilliantsarahfailin
- LMAO!chukkaphob
- https://www.youtube.…pablo28
- hahaha!!!!futurefood
- nyesnossyesnah i amBennn
- Obligatory "Barbara Walters is a terrible journalist" comment.garbage
- hehemilfhunter
- Akagiyama12
- bhahahahahaMiguex
- the man, the legend...Scott Sterling_niko
- would have been better if it was the same bulljmckinno
- dying....Geith
- WHO WANTS PIZZZZZA!!!!!!1
- BullzBennn - ahahaha. Gifs I'm holding on to.wagshaft
- I have been LOLing for a good 5mins at this. Hahaha.Hayzilla
- In the middle of a meeting and almost lost it. Classic.mandomafioso
- lolGuyFawkes
- Longcopylover6
- Drinking on mondays.Longcopylover
- Cheap, modern (usa) homes. Thinnest, shittiest wood you can imagine.section_014
- Arrested Development.Hayzilla
- lol !section_014sureshot
- @section, you clearly missed the joke ... that's straight up fake marblemonospaced
- I've made a huge mistakefooler
- i actually did this at a party in college. trying to impress a girl i snapped off a smaller corner piece at some guys party. they physically threw me outkona
- into the bushes. the whole time i couldn't stop laughing.kona
- The combination of shit counter and shit beverage is perfect.wagshaft
- That's an expensive Mike'sdbloc
- sponsored mike'simbecile
- This would probably happen at my place. i need to upgrade my kitchen lol.desmo
- its bent before he hits itjhey
- lol @ konaernexbcn
- They're called 'Illusions' Michael.misterhow
- lol konaGuyFawkes
- Ramanisky210
- Unless your parents are rich...OBBTKN
- yee i guess somilfhunter
- If you’re lucky._niko
- You can also rummage through garbage piles and shit on the streets like the rest of the world does_niko
- Houses are too expensive and kids will have college debt unless you get management jobs.doggydoggdog
- you can also die from a fentanyl od at 14, your choicemaquito
- You can also play some ColecoVisionprophetone
- Yeah if you submit to an old paradigm. You probably need the first 4 but after that, now probably more than ever before, you have options.slappy
- skip the kids and the baby maker. get a dog and a house to play hide and seek with her in. you'll still cry, mostly from appreciation.imbecile
- Ramanisky25
If Monday was a person.
- The Knobster Liveutopian
- dont put your dick in crazyymilfhunter
- Rabies?Longcopylover
- she seems like a peach.
do they still do lobotomies?_niko - I just got AIDS watching thisYakuZoku
- Jesus christ, I got spit on me.elahon
- https://www.youtube.…Bluejam
- She... she... referred to someone else as a psychopath.
Imagine if it's true. Imagine if the person she's screeching about is a psycho compared to her.Wolfboy - well that's screwed my youtube recommends algorithm. (yes yes incognito mode!!)dee-dubs
- What's she angry about again?NBQ00
- I watched 22 secs and was exhausted. Are you telling me there's another 7 min of this? WTF? and this psycho is a mother? feel for the kidKrassy
- is it wrong im horny now?autoflavour
- feels like Skrillex needs to cut some samples out of thisautoflavour
- @4.40 LITERALLY FROTHING AT THE MOUTH .. SO GOODautoflavour
- well, I watched all of that, I feel I need to lay down and reassess my life choicesautoflavour
- bet seriously.. why would anyone think its a good idea to post a video like this of themselves on the internet.. ?
+ 1 for Skrillex remixdee-dubs - read the first comment on that video.sted
- pablo288
- lolchukkaphob
- LOL oh man!futurefood
- whoaKrassy
- like there is no tomorrow.sureshot
- mondaysnbq
- can't stop. won't stop!pango
- loldbloc
- fucking rebelRamanisky2
- that's the spirit!oey
- METALGreedo
- mentalpablo28
- when life and popularity has moved on...since1979
- PhanLo6
- I hate those douche rocketsGuyFawkes
- A helmet not wearing a helmet, irony.utopian
- Riding something like that in a skatepark is a dickmove. Ended well for him the sausage.PhanLo
- You can see Simon in right bottom doing tricks...OBBTKN
- Lol, this kind of screamed for someone calling my name. I am doing much much better already!SimonFFM
- what a fucking retardi_was
- kookslams. on instagram for full clip. kids just kept on skating after this, didn't give a care about him.shapesalad
- pure pleasuresrhadden
- Mad Skillzdbloc
- This is fucking art.garbage
- The Denver skatepark sees shit like this on the regular. He got what he deserved.brandonp
- should have diedoey_oey