Greek Yogurt
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- sureshot0
fucking lol a discussion about yogurt made it to page two.
how about "croissants" tomorrow? (its not french).
- monospaced0
I always thought that the difference was just that Greek style had cream mixed in and is strained so that it's both fattier and thicker, and that there are more cultures, hence the "health" aspect. I'm pretty sure this is true, but who knows anymore.
- oey0
My housemate says that vegan yogurt is made with milk from bulls.
He's vegetarian...I don't know about greek yogurt, but turkish yogurt is good for the vagina when girls have a certain fungus.
Well, it's what apparently doctors recommend here in The Netherlands.
I always ask my friends:
"Have you asked the doctor if it works with portuguese yogurt?"They always get pissed and tell me to grow up...
- wait, what? "vegan milk" is not only made from animals, but comes from bulls, which don't have tits? i mussed have missed a joke somewherescarabin
- muused. lol.
*must have missed a joke somewherescarabin - what kind of girls are you spending time with?cotton
- lol, milk from bulls... fucking lolmonospaced
- The bull milk is obviously a joke she makes. But the yogurt in the vagina even one of my girlfriends did that. I wanted to have sex right after to try it!oey
- ...have sex right after she used it but she would say not possible, the vagina needs a rest. Fucking fungus!oey
- Wait, your housemate went from He to she? OK, this story's getting weirder by the second.Continuity
- From lactating bulls to gender-morphing housemates.Continuity
- No, housemate he. Also have a she housemate, she's the one of the yogurt in the vagina, besides. Sorry for the mistake.oey
- Hahahaha! Continuity that's a good script!oey
- sine0
feminine thrust
- sine0
THRUST
- oey0
^
And this really pisses me off. The northern european notion that in Portugal we don't have yogurts and other things.
We are not that poor...
- oey0
Our yogurt is very rich in calories and proteins.
And it's also good for the skin!
- monospaced0
Greek yogurt brings all the boys to the yard.
- MrT0
Just like those English muffins that Americans like to inhale but that no-one in England ever bloody heard of.
Or red onions, which for some stupid reason Australians call Spanish onions. I truly hope it's not simply because they are red.
If I'd had my coffee I'd be on a mega rant now.
- ETM0
- Beeswax0
coldarchon, calm the f down, you're misinforming by being selective in bringing historical accounts here.
1600AD is not the first time when yogurt was associated by Turks."The oldest writings mentioning yogurt are attributed to Pliny the Elder, who remarked that certain "barbarous nations" knew how "to thicken the milk into a substance with an agreeable acidity". The use of yogurt by medieval Turks is recorded in the books Diwan Lughat al-Turk by Mahmud Kashgari and Kutadgu Bilig by Yusuf Has Hajib written in the 11th century."
Pliny the elder lived during 1AD(and guess who were those barbaric tribes were) and Diwan Lughat al-Turk written in 11AD.
- I read Plinky first...and thought:
"are you serial?"oey - your rant was a fail, your facts bullshit. the Thraciens already did it 1600 years earlier in Europecoldarchon
- I read Plinky first...and thought:
- monospaced0
Some dude was probably milking his goat while drinking some wine, got drunk, passed out in the sun and left it sitting in his goat milk bag full of bacteria. When he woke with a hangover he realized his milk had started to thicken but he was like, "fuck it, I'm hungry enough to try this shit," and the rest is history.
- That makes perfect sense really. Early humanity must have had horrible attrition rates, with all that food trial and error.Continuity
- <thisBeeswax
- I bet the same shit happened with beer. Some dude left his grain rotting after the rain, and drank that shit.monospaced
- that's the joke we tell about the cheese invention or something.oey
- I always thought that about blue cheese and how, if it were me in that position, i'd rather fucking die.detritus
- oey0
I thought yogurt was invented by a german bboy...
Yo Gurt!
- detritus0
“shit just got real in the yogurt thread”.
—cottonmade me laugh out a lot louder than I would've liked.