Greek Yogurt

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    My housemate says that vegan yogurt is made with milk from bulls.
    He's vegetarian...

    I don't know about greek yogurt, but turkish yogurt is good for the vagina when girls have a certain fungus.

    Well, it's what apparently doctors recommend here in The Netherlands.

    I always ask my friends:
    "Have you asked the doctor if it works with portuguese yogurt?"

    They always get pissed and tell me to grow up...

    • wait, what? "vegan milk" is not only made from animals, but comes from bulls, which don't have tits? i mussed have missed a joke somewherescarabin
    • muused. lol.

      *must have missed a joke somewhere
      scarabin
    • what kind of girls are you spending time with?cotton
    • lol, milk from bulls... fucking lolmonospaced
    • The bull milk is obviously a joke she makes. But the yogurt in the vagina even one of my girlfriends did that. I wanted to have sex right after to try it!oey
    • ...have sex right after she used it but she would say not possible, the vagina needs a rest. Fucking fungus!oey
    • Wait, your housemate went from He to she? OK, this story's getting weirder by the second.Continuity
    • From lactating bulls to gender-morphing housemates.Continuity
    • No, housemate he. Also have a she housemate, she's the one of the yogurt in the vagina, besides. Sorry for the mistake.oey
    • Hahahaha! Continuity that's a good script!oey

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