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- antagonista0
Men are pathetic.
- futuremongolian0
I dunno ... maybe she's just feeling down. Problem is thus far it's been nothing short of amazing. Then all of a sudden a flash of darkness.
Lemme check her calendar.
- chossy0
You are such a fucking fag.
- chossy0
100% get a shag in now man, cause it might be the last for a couple of months.
I'm telling you, you will be a single man soon. Tap that ass yo! like mad caveman pussy, then bam you got that memory in your head of her just how you like her, then when she dumps you you have some material to keep you going through the long-ish dry spell which is streching out infront of you. Until you meet a chick who lets you bed her then awwwwww yeah playa you can forget about that other hoeeeeiach!!!!!
- monospaced0
sea_sea, what are your thoughts?
- futuremongolian0
Ok according to a generic period calendar it looks very possible she is at the height of hormonal activity. Still tho, should I do a preemptive strike or just wait a while?
- JackRyan0
She's flipped the switch to off position. Never understood how women can do that, but you know immediately...even if they're still hospitable. I agree, be aloof and don't act bothered. Treat 'em mean...keep 'em keen. She'll pursue you if she's interested, if not...then the picture you posted is the road to follow.
- chossy0
Take a run at her man, shy bairns get nae sweeties.
- is that scottish for hit her? or?futuremongolian
- goddamit, he means twiddle her bean, stoke her fire, and spread your seed like a motherfucking farmer.Amicus
- agree give her the root long and hard74LEO
- oey0
if she doesn't have feelings for you...run!...
or just stay friends, fuck friends.read my words and take them seriously.
now take that week and go fuck as much as you can.
then tell her.then you'll see if she has feelings or not.
if she has you're screwed.
if not she'll be pissed off anyway.then say, i need a week off, fucking someone else made me realize i don't have feelings for you.
simple.
- chossy0
So you beefed her :D nice one man, fucking sage like advice from me matey, get your hole before the brutal chill of the icy dry spell.
- ok_not_ok0
This is the best time to introduce anal in the relationship...
- oey0
maybe you have a problem...
if you spend a night with someone and it's, well, lovely...
then you're doing it wrong.- nah, I'm all good in that department mate.futuremongolian
- that's not what she told me...oey
- 4040
Problem solved. Make your girl jealous.
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- monNom0
oh man this is gonna end badly.
- fadein110
Please update us tomorrow with any developments.