morning routine
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- chrisRG0
brush teeth
shower
coffee
pretend to work until lunch time
- mikotondria30
Get up, brush, floss, make coffee, make kid's breakfast, make kid's lunch, make wife's breakfast, hassle kid off to school, eat breakfast.
- section_0140
Wake up late as fuck
Brush teeth / shower
run out the door
- seeessess0
wake up, congratulating myself for making it to another day
downstairs for a coffee
feed the cats
the three s's
get the kids up
a million other things before going to work for a break
- sine0
my gf gets up at 5.30 am to get ready for work. i'm either up by 6 to have coffee with with her or snooze until 7 (< more often than not).
so:
swear at my gf's alarm; coffee and a smoke; morning sex is off the menu since she gets up so early (and usually late for work)... yet i'm cursed with waking up with a throbbing boner every morning.
shower; get dressed; go to the office, where i make a point of not doing any work-related stuff until at least 9 am... read the news; reply to personal email, etc.- she wakes me up just before 7 when she leaves if i opt for the snoozesine
- my colleague also starts working at 7. often calls me at stupid-o-clock with work-related issues, which is why i use my first couple of hours at the office for personal stuffsine
- ... first couple of hours at the office for personal stuff.sine
- stoplying0
Hang with my boy and my wife in bed.
Press power on coffee maker.
Check Twitter and reddit pics app on iPad.
Shit/Shower.
Dress.
Kiss wife and son.
Commute to work.
- monospaced0
take a poop, shower, have sex, get dressed, brush teeth, go to work
- if the girlfriend's still sleeping, substitute trolling QBN for sexmonospaced
- would you wanna brush teeth before sex?CALLES
- I brush right before I get into bed so no. Sometimes I smoke a bowl so I like to brush right before I leave the apt.monospaced
- d_rek0
3S's
Shit. Shower. Shave.
Not always in the order and occasionally omitting one or two.
- in that order? I usually..
Shave. Shower. Shit.utopian - Shaving is easier after showering... it softens the beard and skin.monospaced
- how can you shit after a shower?CanHasQBN
- the shit smells like aftershave.utopian
- i know people who think it's normal to shit after shower. i don't even want to try to understand. i hate when that happens. very rarely...mnk_b
- ...happens. very rarely.mnk_b
- in that order? I usually..
- CALLES
people do strange things in the morning. what are the first things you do after waking