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- Horp0
Its Thanksgiving?
Wasn't that about three weeks ago?
Have they started having two thanksgivings now, the fat fucking bastards?
- Stop crying, wanker.antagonista
- Are you thinking about the very different Canadian Thanksgiving that was in October?ETM
- Horp-1
AMERICANS
STOP PUTTING WHITE SAUCE ON SCONES YOU STUPID CUNTS.
AND STOP EATIN SCONES WITH YOUR ROAST DINNER."Biscuits and gravy" LOL
1. They're not biscuits
2. Its not gravy.- Stop crying, wanker.antagonista
- i agree,,,, scones are for cream and jam! with a spot tea don't you knowcruddlebub
- There are no fat people in france. Only fancy pussys.CygnusZero4
- Everyone knows scones should be eaten with barbecue sauce you colossal degenerate half-witted cuntsset
- what idiots here, without any sense of humoUr!
janne - i lolled Horp!janne
- Actually lollinganimatedgif
- Horp0
AMERICANS
LOWER YOUR FUCKING VOICES, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
- my mum complains to me about this. I don't know what to tell her.Fax_Benson
- Horp0
AMERICANS
WHAT'S WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING HATS?
- I wonder what Fax_Benson's mom thinks about the hats.Horp
- Stop crying, wanker.antagonista
- I'm not sure. I'll ask.Fax_Benson
- we are not all JewsBattleAxe
- i_monk0
Today in America it's Trample Day, an annual celebration of commerce and human dignity, in which people stampede to Walmart and get into fist fights over marked-down merchandise.
- Horp0
AMERICANS
STOP SMILING WHEN YOU'RE BEING COVERTLY RACIST. IT DOESN'T ADDRESS THE IMBALANCE. NOT AT ALL.
- Stop crying, wanker.antagonista
- He's from France. Cut him some slack. Id hate everyone too if I lived there.CygnusZero4
- hahahah "he's from France"janne
- HAHAmoldero
- London, Franceset
- Horp0
AMERICANS.
YOUR WOMENFOLK ALL TLAK OUT OF THEIR NOSES.
WHY?ITS UNPLEASANT.
RETRAIN.RETRAIN.
- I meant this one. my mum complains about this.Fax_Benson
- "mum" is a wanker word.antagonista
- He's right of course. Mum is officially registered as a wankerword in the Great Glossary of Mankind.Horp
- I often cry that word when I'm have a little wank.MrOneHundred
- Horp0
AMERICANS.
WHEN YOU VISIT BRITAIN, DO NOT ASSUME THAT EVERYONE IS SAT ONT HE TRAIN BECAUSE THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU. THEY DON'T. SURE YOUR KID IS CUTE, BUT WERE COMMUTING TO FUCKING WORK. WE'RE TIRED. IRRITABLE. WE DON'T KNOW THE HISTORY OF THE BUILDING YOU CAN SEE OUT OF THE WINDOW. JUST BE QUIET.
- Stop crying, wanker.antagonista
- agre, Egland is crap, weather is crap breeding ground of disease, yuk! hated it there.teh
- stop wanking, cryer.janne
- Please tell me the history of that building.cannonball1978
- Horp0
Is it just me who feels these things?
- Horp-1
Americans.
Please be assured that I am only joking. I'm not being serious. One of the great advantages of not being serious is that you are at liberty to speak your mind openly and honestly, and anyone who objects exposes themselves as a 'bad sport' with no sense of humour. Its like delivering an aneasthetic and a savage cut at the same time. You know its happening, you can see it with your own eyes, but magically, it doesn't seem to cause any pain.
Its a good system. Works well for me.
- so....
why do you hate america?GeorgesII - I don't. I love America. That's the sad truth. Its like loving someone with a debilitating addiction I guess.Horp
- I want the America I believed in when I was 6, not the brute with big hairy balls who keeps breaking stuff.Horp
- America was never that ideal place, it has always been a bully.i_monk
- tell me all of you hating america, what are you ranting with?? NAZI hardware??GeorgesII
- I know, but it was so real in my mind that I can't shake the idea of Great America off.Horp
- Commiecast.Horp
- I LOVE AMERICA - ITS THE MOST AMAZING PLACE IN THE WORLD - BUT ITS FULL OF AMERICANS!!!!
_me_ - Australia= true land of the Free and Brave. = Awesome [ but dont actually care ] whatevs_me_
- 3rd sentence doesn't really make sensemoldero
- so....
- Bluejam-1
- i_monk0
^ Small monuments in your town?
- stoplying0
Thanksgiving did not become a national holiday in the United States until the fall of 1863, when President Abraham Lincoln issued a proclamation declaring that the last Thursday in November would be a day of national thanksgiving.
- set0
Horp you French wanker, stop crying.