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  • i_monk

    While they're off eating turkey and trampling themselves to death at Walmart in celebration of American Thanksgiving (not to be mistaken for Thanksgiving), the rest of us have the run of the place.

    Party?

    Nov 22, 12, 6:15 a.m. – Permalink
  • GeorgesII

    peace on earth?
    for 24 hours,
    fuck me right, why am I so anti-american..

    • Jealousy.CygnusZero41/6
      ahhahahGeorgesII2/6
      hmm, I'm so jealous of your love of guns and invading countries because they won't wear Nike or drink Coke.see_thru3/6
      You live in Canada. You're irrelevant anyway.CygnusZero44/6
      another AA here ;)ohhhhhsnap5/6
      I love Canadasem6/6
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 6:20 a.m. – Permalink
  • Bluejam

    https://gimmebar-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/505209852f442.gif

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    • hahamoldero1/3
      noohhhhhsnap2/3
      the only thing created in america out of these 3 gifs was the middle one -_me_3/3
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 6:25 a.m. – Permalink
  • GeorgesII

    https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/18/fGHJ9-5lDkmHVYtghaTV8g2.gif

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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 6:38 a.m. – Permalink
  • ukit2

    http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/000/450/RaptorJesus.gif

    Yeaaaa! Fuck Amerika

    • the hell is this from originally, some crazy church shit?moldero1/8
      oh mymoldero3/8
      the best piece of photoshop tracking before it was even invented - raptor is lord. raptor is king. those kids are now 25 yrs of age.
      _me_4/8
      moldero: this is from 'Jesus Camp'
      WATCH IT
      Miguex5/8
      that was the scariest movie i have ever watched. :/sea_sea6/8
      Is the lizard head real?ohhhhhsnap7/8
      Or a did someone edit that in as a joke?ohhhhhsnap8/8
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 6:41 a.m. – Permalink
  • sureshot

    http://www.usdiplomacy.org/exhibit/images/burgoyne.jpg

    • tee end. should have killed whitey right there.teh1/2
      Smhohhhhhsnap2/2
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 6:46 a.m. – Permalink
  • _niko

    great, i'll hand out the beers

    http://www.diffordsguide.com/media/spirits-med/Trappistes_Rochefort_6_20120305-230338.jpg

    http://www.luekensliquors.com/images/LaFinuMonde750ml.jpg

    • je prend la fin du mondeGeorgesII1/3
      I'm with you george =) SANTE!zarkonite2/3
      not american beers_me_3/3
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 7:16 a.m. – Permalink
  • GeorgesII

    http://www.gregolsen.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/244258439fb2e70a6e72fcf67dcce1d0/p/e/peace_on_earth.jpg

    • i have to say it.. it looks like Jesus is getting a blowjob from Earthautoflavour1/2
      Maybe he is, maybe he is.Horp2/2
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 7:30 a.m. – Permalink
  • ukit2

    http://www.katahdin.org/sponsored/endofamerica/EOAWeb.jpg

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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 8:01 a.m. – Permalink
  • i_monk

    Now now, we don't need a(nother) America b^shing thread. There's nothing new to say on that subject anyway.

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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 8:07 a.m. – Permalink
  • whatthefunk

    http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1386912_o.gif

    • Jew Turkeyutopian1/3
      Hey Buddystoplying2/3
      geez, he's the last person who should attempt a blacking up gagWolfboy3/3
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 8:11 a.m. – Permalink
  • Horp

    Its Thanksgiving?

    Wasn't that about three weeks ago?

    Have they started having two thanksgivings now, the fat fucking bastards?

    • Stop crying, wanker.antagonista1/2
      Are you thinking about the very different Canadian Thanksgiving that was in October?ETM2/2
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 8:34 a.m. – Permalink
  • Horp

    AMERICANS
    STOP PUTTING WHITE SAUCE ON SCONES YOU STUPID CUNTS.
    AND STOP EATIN SCONES WITH YOUR ROAST DINNER.

    "Biscuits and gravy" LOL

    1. They're not biscuits
    2. Its not gravy.

    • Stop crying, wanker.antagonista1/7
      i agree,,,, scones are for cream and jam! with a spot tea don't you knowcruddlebub2/7
      There are no fat people in france. Only fancy pussys.CygnusZero43/7
      Everyone knows scones should be eaten with barbecue sauce you colossal degenerate half-witted cuntsset4/7
      what idiots here, without any sense of humoUr!
      janne5/7
      i lolled Horp!janne6/7
      Actually lollinganimatedgif7/7
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 8:35 a.m. – Permalink
  • Horp

    AMERICANS

    LOWER YOUR FUCKING VOICES, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

    • my mum complains to me about this. I don't know what to tell her.Fax_Benson
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 8:36 a.m. – Permalink
  • Horp

    AMERICANS

    WHAT'S WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING HATS?

    • I wonder what Fax_Benson's mom thinks about the hats.Horp1/4
      Stop crying, wanker.antagonista2/4
      I'm not sure. I'll ask.Fax_Benson3/4
      we are not all JewsBattleAxe4/4
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 8:36 a.m. – Permalink
  • Horp

    AMERICANS

    STOP SMILING WHEN YOU'RE BEING COVERTLY RACIST. IT DOESN'T ADDRESS THE IMBALANCE. NOT AT ALL.

    • Stop crying, wanker.antagonista1/5
      He's from France. Cut him some slack. Id hate everyone too if I lived there.CygnusZero42/5
      hahahah "he's from France"janne3/5
      HAHAmoldero4/5
      London, Franceset5/5
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 8:37 a.m. – Permalink
  • Horp

    AMERICANS.

    YOUR WOMENFOLK ALL TLAK OUT OF THEIR NOSES.
    WHY?

    ITS UNPLEASANT.
    RETRAIN.

    RETRAIN.

    • I meant this one. my mum complains about this.Fax_Benson1/4
      "mum" is a wanker word.antagonista2/4
      He's right of course. Mum is officially registered as a wankerword in the Great Glossary of Mankind.Horp3/4
      I often cry that word when I'm have a little wank.MrOneHundred4/4
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 8:38 a.m. – Permalink
  • GeorgesII

    ^
    ^

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SniTwfm5BwE/S9D9XWCl-eI/AAAAAAAACTY/TP6sa5LyZpQ/s1600/Dalek+RTD.jpg

    • EXSPERMINATE! WHITE WEE WEE WHITE WEE WEEcruddlebub
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 8:40 a.m. – Permalink
  • Horp

    AMERICANS.

    WHEN YOU VISIT BRITAIN, DO NOT ASSUME THAT EVERYONE IS SAT ONT HE TRAIN BECAUSE THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU. THEY DON'T. SURE YOUR KID IS CUTE, BUT WERE COMMUTING TO FUCKING WORK. WE'RE TIRED. IRRITABLE. WE DON'T KNOW THE HISTORY OF THE BUILDING YOU CAN SEE OUT OF THE WINDOW. JUST BE QUIET.

    • Stop crying, wanker.antagonista1/4
      agre, Egland is crap, weather is crap breeding ground of disease, yuk! hated it there.teh2/4
      stop wanking, cryer.janne3/4
      Please tell me the history of that building.cannonball19784/4
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 8:40 a.m. – Permalink
  • Horp

    Is it just me who feels these things?

    • Don't know, but clearly "ont" should be a wordukit21/4
      Hahaha, I can't type for FUCK any more. My fingers have dementia.Horp2/4
      Stop crying, wanker.Horp3/4
      <<< I WROTE THAT ONE!!!

      AWESOME!!!
      Horp4/4
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 8:42 a.m. – Permalink
  • Horp

    Americans.

    Please be assured that I am only joking. I'm not being serious. One of the great advantages of not being serious is that you are at liberty to speak your mind openly and honestly, and anyone who objects exposes themselves as a 'bad sport' with no sense of humour. Its like delivering an aneasthetic and a savage cut at the same time. You know its happening, you can see it with your own eyes, but magically, it doesn't seem to cause any pain.

    Its a good system. Works well for me.

    • so....
      why do you hate america?
      GeorgesII1/10
      I don't. I love America. That's the sad truth. Its like loving someone with a debilitating addiction I guess.Horp2/10
      I want the America I believed in when I was 6, not the brute with big hairy balls who keeps breaking stuff.Horp3/10
      America was never that ideal place, it has always been a bully.i_monk4/10
      tell me all of you hating america, what are you ranting with?? NAZI hardware??GeorgesII5/10
      I know, but it was so real in my mind that I can't shake the idea of Great America off.Horp6/10
      Commiecast.Horp7/10
      I LOVE AMERICA - ITS THE MOST AMAZING PLACE IN THE WORLD - BUT ITS FULL OF AMERICANS!!!!
      _me_8/10
      Australia= true land of the Free and Brave. = Awesome [ but dont actually care ] whatevs_me_9/10
      3rd sentence doesn't really make sensemoldero10/10
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    Dog-earNov 22, 12, 8:48 a.m. – Permalink

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