STD?

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  • Horp0

    You better start planning on maikng the best of a life with a crudely fashioned vagina... friend of mine slept around, caught that same disease... its sexually transmitted but actually bacterial. Its one of those flesh eating fuckers. At that point there where you photographed it its in seeding/gestation mode. Once it breaks out though... oh fuck, you won't believe how fast that stuff grows and eats your dick and balls. Its horrendous.

    My friend was in the army. Had to leave. He had the choice of either living life with a ragged scar down there or having it folded into a muff. He decided to have it folded into a muff. They couldn't do rynoplasty because he'd had to be pumped full of so many anti-bodies to repel the marauding flesh eaters that his body would never have accepted a graft.

    He now has a muff. He's a changed man, but like he always says... you have to make the most of what life puts your way.

    Can't remember the name of it. I'll text my buddy and ask him to remind me. Its alarmingly common and on the increase. It just hasn't gained newsroom traction yet.

    • jesus.... never having sex again (not that it would be hard to pull that off)fourth
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  • Horp0

    Venereal Necrotizing Fasciitis

    There you go. Its that. DON'T fucking google images it. You'll only start the nightmare early if you do.

    • Sorry to be the one to tell you by the way. If you act super quick its possible to minimise the effects.Horp
    • There is though, only something like a two hour window of opportunity to do that.Horp
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    • Thanks HorpORAZAL
    • Yeah, that's it. Fucking terrible affliction. Its spreading like wildfire. in built up areas you have a 90% chance of contracting it.Horp
    • contracting it via unprotected sex. Its the new global killer disease.Horp