STD?
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- Horp0
My old army buddy, Sally, just texted again to say "Its a long shot, but some of the guys at the wellness centre are saying you can stop this flesh eating bug in its tracks by putting VEET on the balls! TELL YOUR FRIEND TO ACT FAST. VEET ON THE BALLS."
- yeeblazer0
id be more worried about the kids that may start popping up
- OSFA0
Ok, hmmm let's see.
Lots of unprotected sex... Check!
With different girls... Check!
No symptoms yet... Check! (but they will soon come)
Posted photo online... haha, Check! Really?
Asked a bunch of virgin nerds for medical advice... Check!WTF are you doing? If you really think you got something go get tested fool!
- OSFA0
Oh, and if it is an STD, email that pic to CALLES, he'll be able to identify it in seconds...
- lolsine
- He'll be able to tell you if it was a strain that once passed through him on its way to you.Horp
- ....or if he was patient zero.bulletfactory
- Hahaha!OSFA
- CALLES0
dead yet?
- i_was0
we'll miss you!
- ghandolf0
On another note...
Hilarious reviews on Amazon about VEET hair removal mistakes.Customer Reviews
Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-…"On the positive side i can report the following unexpected benefits:
- My pain threshold has almost tripled
- I can now pass urine in 3 positions: standing, sitting and curled in a ball weeping.
- using a shammy leather and some wax I was able to polish up my ballbag enough to act as a signal for passing ships when i was stuck on a desert island."********************************...
"Less grass on the wicked, but all's still not cricket
It does add an inch or two
A full week has past, how long will it last?
Still unable to sit, stand or poo."
- vaxorcist0
not dead yet....
- Mr_Mxyzptlk0
It's not unprotected sex just because you haven't washed your hand first.
- jfletcher0
Is it an open sore? Does it hurt? If not, probably not herpes...
HIV... I doubt it.It just looks like a random skin mole or something... but I'm guessing asking us will get no good results, except hilarious laughter (as I've been doing).
- the guy is dying and you're joking,
not cool fletchGeorgesII
- the guy is dying and you're joking,
- BusterBoy0
Wouldn't worry too much...unless of course it's a flesh eating bacteria, in which case, see ya.
- pinkfloyd0
You have 5 hours left to live.
- lukus_W20
Even though it's a mole, it doesn't mean you don't have an STD. Most lie dormant. ...
- ernexbcn0
I sent this thread to my cousin, he's a doctor. He bounced it around some colleagues and they all agree you have a case of early dracunculiasis.
- CALLES0
Well there you go. Now get out there and keep playing that game of Russian Roulette with those strawberry blond pubes of yours
- whhipp0
Take a shower, may be a splash form the red river... lol, you dirty dog.
- rootlock0
syphilis lesion
- MHDC0