STD?
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- elahon0
Could be poop smear. Take a shower as suggested above.
- fadein110
new QBN all time low. its a likkle mole you bellend.
- aaux0
Try burning it off with a cigarette
- maikel0
So you opened the thread saying 'yeah loads of unprotected sex'
you should be thankful your knob hasn't fallen off yet.but yeah, like, give it time...
- utopian0
- that is scary,
GeorgesII - why do they have shoes on?cruddlebub
- that is scary,
- Horp0
You better start planning on maikng the best of a life with a crudely fashioned vagina... friend of mine slept around, caught that same disease... its sexually transmitted but actually bacterial. Its one of those flesh eating fuckers. At that point there where you photographed it its in seeding/gestation mode. Once it breaks out though... oh fuck, you won't believe how fast that stuff grows and eats your dick and balls. Its horrendous.
My friend was in the army. Had to leave. He had the choice of either living life with a ragged scar down there or having it folded into a muff. He decided to have it folded into a muff. They couldn't do rynoplasty because he'd had to be pumped full of so many anti-bodies to repel the marauding flesh eaters that his body would never have accepted a graft.
He now has a muff. He's a changed man, but like he always says... you have to make the most of what life puts your way.
Can't remember the name of it. I'll text my buddy and ask him to remind me. Its alarmingly common and on the increase. It just hasn't gained newsroom traction yet.
- Horp0
Venereal Necrotizing Fasciitis
There you go. Its that. DON'T fucking google images it. You'll only start the nightmare early if you do.
- Sorry to be the one to tell you by the way. If you act super quick its possible to minimise the effects.Horp
- There is though, only something like a two hour window of opportunity to do that.Horp
- http://www.thewholen…ORAZAL
- Thanks HorpORAZAL
- Yeah, that's it. Fucking terrible affliction. Its spreading like wildfire. in built up areas you have a 90% chance of contracting it.Horp
- contracting it via unprotected sex. Its the new global killer disease.Horp
- Horp0
My old army buddy, Sally, just texted again to say "Its a long shot, but some of the guys at the wellness centre are saying you can stop this flesh eating bug in its tracks by putting VEET on the balls! TELL YOUR FRIEND TO ACT FAST. VEET ON THE BALLS."
- OSFA0
Ok, hmmm let's see.
Lots of unprotected sex... Check!
With different girls... Check!
No symptoms yet... Check! (but they will soon come)
Posted photo online... haha, Check! Really?
Asked a bunch of virgin nerds for medical advice... Check!WTF are you doing? If you really think you got something go get tested fool!
- OSFA0
Oh, and if it is an STD, email that pic to CALLES, he'll be able to identify it in seconds...
- lolsine
- He'll be able to tell you if it was a strain that once passed through him on its way to you.Horp
- ....or if he was patient zero.bulletfactory
- Hahaha!OSFA
- ghandolf0
On another note...
Hilarious reviews on Amazon about VEET hair removal mistakes.Customer Reviews
Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-…"On the positive side i can report the following unexpected benefits:
- My pain threshold has almost tripled
- I can now pass urine in 3 positions: standing, sitting and curled in a ball weeping.
- using a shammy leather and some wax I was able to polish up my ballbag enough to act as a signal for passing ships when i was stuck on a desert island."********************************...
"Less grass on the wicked, but all's still not cricket
It does add an inch or two
A full week has past, how long will it last?
Still unable to sit, stand or poo."
- Mr_Mxyzptlk0
It's not unprotected sex just because you haven't washed your hand first.
- jfletcher0
Is it an open sore? Does it hurt? If not, probably not herpes...
HIV... I doubt it.It just looks like a random skin mole or something... but I'm guessing asking us will get no good results, except hilarious laughter (as I've been doing).
- the guy is dying and you're joking,
not cool fletchGeorgesII
- the guy is dying and you're joking,
- pinkfloyd0
You have 5 hours left to live.
- whhipp0
Take a shower, may be a splash form the red river... lol, you dirty dog.
- rootlock0
syphilis lesion
- MHDC0
- ETM0