anti jokes
anti jokes
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- Mr_Right0
How many Dadists does it take to change a lightbulb.
The fish.
- cannonball19780
Some of those aren't aimed at being unfunny.
- ribit0
My dog has a nose. There's nothing wrong with it. My dog smells fine.
- teh0
Dave is blind
Dave walked into a bar
Dave hurt his head.
- elahon0
A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.
- elahon0
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
- MrT0
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb.
Let's go on a bike-ride!
- cannonball19780
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.