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- cannonball1978
"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."
- CALLES0
Anti-Thread
- Fax_Benson0
How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?
Tenants.
- cannonball19780
"What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers."
- necromation0
bear walks into a bar...
The bartender says "why the long paws"
The bear replies " RRRGGGGHGHH!!"And the kills everyone in the bar, until the police
turn up with SWAT and put down the bear.
- ESKEMA0
A girl walks into a bar and screams:
– Hello! It's me!
Everyone looked and it wasn't her after all.
- calculator0
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
- 4040
A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar
They begin to debate religions.
- albums0
Why does the chicken wear underwear on his head?
"To cover his pecker"
- capn_ron0
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
"Tooth-Hurty"
- set0
Why did Dave buy a bicycle?
Because he wanted one.
- omg0
Yo, microphone check one two what is this?
- GeorgesII0
What is green,
have leaves,
sway with the winds,
can be bushy,
dies when not watered,
have roots,
can be use to make paper,thanks for reading
- teh0
Dave is polish.
How did Dave fall out of the tree?
Raking leaves.
- chris_himself_20
What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
- cannonball19780
A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.
- teh0
A guy walls into a gay bar and everyone wants to push his stool in.
- UKV0
how do you get a one armed bandit out of a tree? >>>>>
- BonSeff0
jack and jill went up the hill
and i haven't had a meaningful conversation with my kids in 12 years
- BonSeff0
- Lance Krall is awesome, I loved his Vietnamese Commercial bit:
http://www.youtube.c…elahon
- Lance Krall is awesome, I loved his Vietnamese Commercial bit:
- set0
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.