Skip to main content

Sleep Talker 2525 Responses

Last post: 10 months, 3 weeks ago | Thread started: Jun 26, 12, 6:41 a.m.

RespondNew TopicDisable Images

  • CALLES

    My girlfriend

    She its pretty social while she sleeps. She usually makes jokes and elbows me saying "right?!?!? RIGHT?!?!?" and then she starts cracking up. But last night for the second time in two months i coughed and she opens her eyes gets all up in my face and says "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!?!?" like she is ready to kick my ass then i have to wake her up she gets embarrassed and we laugh it up. Its pretty hillarious to be honest but 1. Its just a matter of tame before she actually probably gives me a shiner 2. god knows what she is doing to me while we are both asleep 3. Maybe i just finally meet my match

    you guys have any sleep time stories like this?

    Jun 26, 12, 6:41 a.m. – Permalink
  • i_monk

    My boyfriend does this too. It lasts a few weeks and then months will go by without incident. He doesn't get violent or anything, but sometimes does this adorable hand twitch.

    He once whispered "I know where the Shadow People live."

    O_O

    • lol– CALLES1/7
      lol– ApeRobot2/7
      Haha
      wait you're a girl! Thought you were a dude. This changes everything...      – Hombre_Lobo3/7
      Hombre pst pst Hombre! i_monks a fella. Don't worry, I'm sure he doesn't fancy you ;)– goldieboy4/7
      I'm into hombres, Hombre.– i_monk5/7
      haha– goldieboy6/7
      Dude, that's creepy. You should ask him casually over breakfast about the Shadow People...– elahon7/7
    next note >+ add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 6:43 a.m. – Permalink
  • d_rek

    My grandma holds entire conversations with relatives, friends, family in her sleep. When I lived with her she would nap on the couch and sometimes as I would walk by she would often call out and ask me to do some menial house chore or task...

    Really quite weird to be honest but from what i've observed it has always been harmless.

    • define "mental"– CALLES1/2
      menial-as in small and somewhat pointless.– lvl_132/2
    next note >+ add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 6:49 a.m. – Permalink
  • 23kon

    My girlfriend sometimes moans like a zombie when she's sleeping.
    Usually a nudge stops her.

    When i've woken her as she's been making these noises she says it's when she's been speaking in a dream.

    next note >+ add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 6:50 a.m. – Permalink
  • bjladams

    my oldest kid is a sleepwalker.
    but only when he has to pee.
    and he gets all mixed up and i find him peeing in all the wrong places at 2am.
    once, my wife got up to steer him in the right direction, but he just dropped his pj's and went right on her leg.

    the worst is when it's late evening - and he starts walking around the house, cause we can't tell if he's just not fallen asleep yet, or already in deep - cause his eyes are open when he does it.
    his name is luke - so i say "luke sleepwalker, i am your father..." if he smiles, we know he's awake, if he just stares at my soul, we rush him to the bathroom.

    next note >+ add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 6:51 a.m. – Permalink
  • ApeRobot

    One night we about to watcha movie with my girlfriend, before the opening sequence was finish, she was already sleeping. 3 Hours later,the movie was over and i was still in the couch surfing the web. When suddenly she woke up,jump out of the couch and shout "This movie was boring and stupid" then went out to the bed.
    That scare the shit out of me.
    Next morning she did remember anything.

    She told me that i say incoherent things when i sleep.

    next note >+ add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 6:58 a.m. – Permalink
  • sublocked

    I do this too apparently.

    My girl is always smacking me while I sleep, saying I'm sitting up, talking gibberish, or moving around and bothering her.

    Maybe she just likes to abuse me?

    • smacking? uncalled for much?
      – sherm1/3
      apparently i scare her when i'm doing this...*shrug* she's little it doesn't hurt– sublocked2/3
      sounds like you need separate br's– ohhhhhsnap3/3
    next note >+ add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 7:03 a.m. – Permalink
  • bulletfactory

    When I drink, I talk a lot - incoherent most of the time... or grunt and flail around, as I've been told. My wife says I sound like the Tasmanian Devil sometimes.

    She tries to have conversations with me to figure out what the hell is going on in my dream.

    • she's performing an inception on you– prophetone1/2
      in fact you're dreaming now. That guy sitting next to you is not real. Smack 'em in the head.– ETM2/2
    next note >+ add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 7:12 a.m. – Permalink
  • ORAZAL

    • This thread needed some music– ORAZAL
    + add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 7:15 a.m. – Permalink
  • CALLES

    ump... no more?

    next note >add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 11:20 a.m. – Permalink
  • georgesIII

    my wife talks when she sleeps,
    the funny thing is that she speaks 4 languages so she dreams and speak in all four,
    often funny, sometime scary, never creepy

    next note >add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 11:25 a.m. – Permalink
  • Frosty_spl

    My ex was Vietnamese American and would speak to me in that language when she was waking up.

    next note >add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 11:28 a.m. – Permalink
  • prophetone

    http://i.imgur.com/07xA7.jpg

    next note >add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 11:28 a.m. – Permalink
  • moldero

    my dad had a bad stroke about a decade ago, so hes really messed up, cant really do or say much of anything, hardly remembers anything, even developed a bad stutter in his day to day speech, so he chooses rather to just not speak.
    But when hes a sleep is another story, he used to be a feisty little Filipino superintendent building Bart sites in the bay area, so to this day, almost nightly, he yells at his crews, and talks all this technical crap, talking about "beams" and "support" and "were poring here in an hour, you better be ready or its all our asses" stuff like that, no stutter, nothing. crazy how the mind works, I joke around with my wife as we walk by his room at night I say crap like "just look at this faker, just wanting us to pamper him and all day n shit"

    next note >+ add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 11:44 a.m. – Permalink
  • TheMagicSheep

    my girlfriend talks in her sleep all the time.

    one night i woke up to her sitting up and staring out the window with a huge smile on her face. i was on my side just kinda looking over my shoulder and asked her what she was doing. she just kept staring and said "nothing...just looking out the window". "at what?" i asked. "noooothiiing" she said, as she slowly put her head right on my hip and just kept on staring out the window with a goofy grin. i told her she was creeping my out a bit and she just giggled, said sorry, and then rolled over and went back to sleep.

    • ffffuuuuuucccckkkk. Dude, she's possessed!– goldieboy1/2
      The aliens will never get to probe her, if you interrupt.– ETM2/2
    next note >+ add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 1:14 p.m. – Permalink
  • DaveO

    I always talk in my sleep. I've walked around the house and pissed outside my old apartment, got into bed with my parents (when back at their place) and just generally weirded people out.

    My girl sometimes thrashes around and I have to hold her down until she stops!

    • u are by far the weirdest– tasty
    + add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 1:47 p.m. – Permalink
  • 404

    My wife twitches in her sleep. i used to think that was weird until all you freaks starting telling your stories. lol

    • +1– drgs1/2
      I twitch in my sleep, my fiancé has always found it endearing– RustyStew2/2
    next note >+ add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 1:52 p.m. – Permalink
  • BonSeff

    http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.c…

    next note >+ add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 26, 12, 1:55 p.m. – Permalink
  • CALLES

    yeterday i put my leg on top of here... she says... "Uhh i Like that App!"

    • LOL try something else! see what will she say. she's like a tickle me elmo!– pango1/3
      rofl– ohhhhhsnap2/3
      *her– CALLES3/3
    next note >+ add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 27, 12, 6:05 a.m. – Permalink
  • pango

    Long time ago i used to sleep walk and wake up at different places... kitchen floor... different room... couches... thank goodness i've never been out the house. or maybe i've just never woke up outside the house...
    I've once woke up with brused knuckles... i think i was punching the wall..... O_O

    • United States of Tara– tasty1/2
      yeah i did that once...woke up with a knife in the kitchen. was very scary.– sublocked2/2
    next note >+ add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 27, 12, 6:28 a.m. – Permalink
  • sine

    my girlfriend mumbles sometimes, and grinds her teeth... i have to wake her up to make her stop. she also kicks me, often... no talking though.

    • needs a mouth guard or she'll ruin her teeth– animatedgif
    + add note

    You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

    Cancel
    Dog-earJun 27, 12, 6:41 a.m. – Permalink

Login or Register to respond to this

Skip to main content