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Sleep Talker 2525 Responses
Last post: 10 months, 3 weeks ago | Thread started: Jun 26, 12, 6:41 a.m.
- CALLES
My girlfriend
She its pretty social while she sleeps. She usually makes jokes and elbows me saying "right?!?!? RIGHT?!?!?" and then she starts cracking up. But last night for the second time in two months i coughed and she opens her eyes gets all up in my face and says "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!?!?" like she is ready to kick my ass then i have to wake her up she gets embarrassed and we laugh it up. Its pretty hillarious to be honest but 1. Its just a matter of tame before she actually probably gives me a shiner 2. god knows what she is doing to me while we are both asleep 3. Maybe i just finally meet my match
you guys have any sleep time stories like this?
- Jun 26, 12, 6:41 a.m. – Permalink
- d_rek
My grandma holds entire conversations with relatives, friends, family in her sleep. When I lived with her she would nap on the couch and sometimes as I would walk by she would often call out and ask me to do some menial house chore or task...
Really quite weird to be honest but from what i've observed it has always been harmless.
- Dog-earJun 26, 12, 6:49 a.m. – Permalink
- bjladams
my oldest kid is a sleepwalker.
but only when he has to pee.
and he gets all mixed up and i find him peeing in all the wrong places at 2am.
once, my wife got up to steer him in the right direction, but he just dropped his pj's and went right on her leg.the worst is when it's late evening - and he starts walking around the house, cause we can't tell if he's just not fallen asleep yet, or already in deep - cause his eyes are open when he does it.
his name is luke - so i say "luke sleepwalker, i am your father..." if he smiles, we know he's awake, if he just stares at my soul, we rush him to the bathroom.- Dog-earJun 26, 12, 6:51 a.m. – Permalink
- ApeRobot
One night we about to watcha movie with my girlfriend, before the opening sequence was finish, she was already sleeping. 3 Hours later,the movie was over and i was still in the couch surfing the web. When suddenly she woke up,jump out of the couch and shout "This movie was boring and stupid" then went out to the bed.
That scare the shit out of me.
Next morning she did remember anything.She told me that i say incoherent things when i sleep.
- Dog-earJun 26, 12, 6:58 a.m. – Permalink
- bulletfactory
When I drink, I talk a lot - incoherent most of the time... or grunt and flail around, as I've been told. My wife says I sound like the Tasmanian Devil sometimes.
She tries to have conversations with me to figure out what the hell is going on in my dream.
- Dog-earJun 26, 12, 7:12 a.m. – Permalink
- georgesIII
my wife talks when she sleeps,
the funny thing is that she speaks 4 languages so she dreams and speak in all four,
often funny, sometime scary, never creepy
- Dog-earJun 26, 12, 11:25 a.m. – Permalink
- Frosty_spl
My ex was Vietnamese American and would speak to me in that language when she was waking up.
- Dog-earJun 26, 12, 11:28 a.m. – Permalink
- prophetone
- Dog-earJun 26, 12, 11:28 a.m. – Permalink
- moldero
my dad had a bad stroke about a decade ago, so hes really messed up, cant really do or say much of anything, hardly remembers anything, even developed a bad stutter in his day to day speech, so he chooses rather to just not speak.
But when hes a sleep is another story, he used to be a feisty little Filipino superintendent building Bart sites in the bay area, so to this day, almost nightly, he yells at his crews, and talks all this technical crap, talking about "beams" and "support" and "were poring here in an hour, you better be ready or its all our asses" stuff like that, no stutter, nothing. crazy how the mind works, I joke around with my wife as we walk by his room at night I say crap like "just look at this faker, just wanting us to pamper him and all day n shit"- Dog-earJun 26, 12, 11:44 a.m. – Permalink
- TheMagicSheep
my girlfriend talks in her sleep all the time.
one night i woke up to her sitting up and staring out the window with a huge smile on her face. i was on my side just kinda looking over my shoulder and asked her what she was doing. she just kept staring and said "nothing...just looking out the window". "at what?" i asked. "noooothiiing" she said, as she slowly put her head right on my hip and just kept on staring out the window with a goofy grin. i told her she was creeping my out a bit and she just giggled, said sorry, and then rolled over and went back to sleep.
- Dog-earJun 26, 12, 1:14 p.m. – Permalink
- DaveO
I always talk in my sleep. I've walked around the house and pissed outside my old apartment, got into bed with my parents (when back at their place) and just generally weirded people out.
My girl sometimes thrashes around and I have to hold her down until she stops!
- Dog-earJun 26, 12, 1:47 p.m. – Permalink
- pango
Long time ago i used to sleep walk and wake up at different places... kitchen floor... different room... couches... thank goodness i've never been out the house. or maybe i've just never woke up outside the house...
I've once woke up with brused knuckles... i think i was punching the wall..... O_O- Dog-earJun 27, 12, 6:28 a.m. – Permalink
