$540 Million Lottery
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- monospaced0
My team of 10 threw $5 each on it. I hope I'm a millionaire tonight.
- Obama likes your HOPE.tasty
- and he likes YOUR cokemonospaced
- section_0140
I'd build the dopest skatepark ever and live in a castle that overlooked the whole thing.
- 20020
I will make my own commercial and buy 90 sec air time on Super Bowl.
It will be a video of me just staring at the camera.
- mg330
Been watching all these fake ticket pranks on YouTube. What's really funny are the people who act like winning low amounts like <$100,000 will solve all their problems, they wont have to work anymore, take a bunch of vacations, etc. Hell even a million dollars isn't enough to necessarily allow you to stop working.
- you'll need 5 million minimum throughout your lifetimealbums
- mg330
Actually, I'd use the money to become a real life Guy Grand, who dedicated his wealth to the execution of elaborate pranks in the book and movie The Magic Christian. One of my favorite books ever. The movie has Ringo Starr playing his adopted son.
I'd probably get bored eventually, but I can't imagine the hijinks I could pull with that kind of money. Off the cuff, paying for an art installation of 30,000 helium filled blow up sex dolls to be tied by rope around Chicago would be a great place to start
- mg330
- mg330
Lottery horror stories:
- 20020
Calgary, Alberta (CNN) - Winner of the record $540 million dollar lottery has died was crushed to death from weight of gold coins as he tried to swim through it. Identified as ETM of Calgary Alberta, he converted all of winnings to 1oz gold coin with a total weight of 6786 kg. Witnesses noted his reference to Scrooge McDuck who famously swam through gold coins. Sadly, ETM could not differentiate from cartoon to reality.
A close friend, who declined to give his name but identified as mg33, said that ETM was a generous man. When he won the jackpot, he immediate provided mg33 with two women for sexual entertainment at the same time.
ETM is survived by children Huie, Duie and Louie.
- LOLCanHasQBN
- Spit out water @ "identified as ETM of Calgary..."mg33
- dude, I worked way too much today, totally exhausted at home now. This was a much needed laugh.mg33
- hahahaJaline
- Nice! :D Not correct though, it was one woman and one transexual. An honest mistake mg33.ETM
- I understand it didn't ruin the night though. ;)ETM
- randommail0
I would keep 10% and then donate the rest to NASA.
- ETM0
- the amount of gold $540 million could buy is a 31" cube weighing 10 tons.albums
- I said coins. Not pure gold block(s).ETM
- my point is if they're solid gold, coin or not, it won't be 90ft there'd be coins scattered on the flooralbums
- uh huh. Captain Literal is in the house.ETM
- i don't think you can actually swim through coins either....AK_tiv47
- cannonball19780
Buy an island, build a fortress and staff it for two generations. Then focus on making babies.
- tasty0
I've got $20 worth – fingers crossed.
- honest0
how much is Iceland worth these days?
- 20020
- utopian0
I would hire Hedge as my personal bag boy.
- 20020
I would take out a loan
- akrok0
well, its $540 mil. before taxes.
- so, around 378akrok
- if 30% applies.akrok
- So I'd still have to shop at Old Navy? Shoot.CanHasQBN
- u guys have to pay taxes on lottery winnings? hadigdre
- its actually 40% not 30% you are forgetting about luxury tax.e-pill
- you guys have to actually come to NYC get a job? ha!e-pill
- hahaha. *hi 5*akrok
- i believe it's closer to 50% for some reasonmonospaced
- some states do not. Florida, Texas and a couple other states74LEO
- I'm in Canada, so I can buy a ticket and win and not pay taxes at all. LOL!!!moniker
- 20020
I would buy $540 million dollar worth of lottery