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  • CanHasQBN

    It's tomorrow. Someone's going to win this thing. They're sitting on their couch right now, picking a booger, watching Big Bang Theory... and tomorrow they'll have a half billion dollars in their possession. It's kind of hard to wrap my mind around something like that. To go from relatively nothing to ultra wealthy in literally 1 minute.

    So, what would you do?

    I'd change my name. Travel for a year straight. Alternate between my apartments in Amsterdam, Paris, Florence, and NYC. Ride my bicycle around. Buy a great white shark and train it to play nice with me. Pretty much lay as low as possible.

    Mar 29, 12, 7:23 p.m. – Permalink
  • mg33

    http://files.sharenator.com/lawrence_office_space_if_you_had_3_3_billion_dollars_what_would_you_do_with_it-s498x263-47204-580.jpg

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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 7:32 p.m. – Permalink
  • 2002

    http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/streamhub/63b80502.jpg

    • Draw this all day everyday20021/4
      so, pretty much support the marker pen industry.CanHasQBN2/4
      Someone has to20023/4
      Thats Paper app, how is it working out for you? Seems funk_temp4/4
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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 7:40 p.m. – Permalink
  • IRNlun6

    http://youtu.be/wkcoobYUu8g

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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 7:49 p.m. – Permalink
  • akrok

    if i would won, i wouldn't tell anyone.

    • win.akrok1/6
      Good idea. Biggest sum and no one will know.20022/6
      Yeah they would.CanHasQBN3/6
      the lottery owns your ass the moment you claim the prizealbums4/6
      haha.akrok5/6
      up in canada they make a spectacle of you, everyone would know whether you like it or not.prophetone6/6
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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 7:51 p.m. – Permalink
  • Josev

    I'd pay 2002 to draw dollar signs for me all day

    • because I like his drawingsJosev1/3
      Sold!!!!!!!20022/3
      i see what you did there josev. lolsea_sea3/3
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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 8 p.m. – Permalink
  • CanHasQBN

    ^ I would do that as well. But unfortunately, with these kind of lotteries you're required to show yourself on camera, with lotto representatives, and the big check, etc. I don't think you are required to speak however. So if the reporters in the room ask you what you're going to do with your money, you could just say nothing.

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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 8 p.m. – Permalink
  • akrok

    pay all debt.
    buy a few house.
    travel, of course.
    a few cars.
    etc.

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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 8 p.m. – Permalink
  • 2002

    I would buy $540 million dollar worth of lottery

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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 8:03 p.m. – Permalink
  • akrok

    well, its $540 mil. before taxes.

    • so, around 378akrok1/10
      if 30% applies.akrok2/10
      So I'd still have to shop at Old Navy? Shoot.CanHasQBN3/10
      u guys have to pay taxes on lottery winnings? hadigdre4/10
      its actually 40% not 30% you are forgetting about luxury tax.e-pill5/10
      you guys have to actually come to NYC get a job? ha!e-pill6/10
      hahaha. *hi 5*akrok7/10
      i believe it's closer to 50% for some reasonmonospaced8/10
      some states do not. Florida, Texas and a couple other states74LEO9/10
      I'm in Canada, so I can buy a ticket and win and not pay taxes at all. LOL!!!moniker10/10
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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 8:04 p.m. – Permalink
  • 2002

    I would take out a loan

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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 8:05 p.m. – Permalink
  • utopian

    I would hire Hedge as my personal bag boy.

    • I'd hire FredMcwoozy to draw a pic a day for me.74LEO
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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 8:12 p.m. – Permalink
  • e-pill

    fucking florida is not part of mega millions.. oi

    i miss NEW YORK!!

    • oh didn't know that74LEO1/3
      fuck floridasherm2/3
      it's cool I got my tickets.e-pill3/3
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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 8:15 p.m. – Permalink
  • 2002

    http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/streamhub/3a184219.jpg

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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 8:27 p.m. – Permalink
  • honest

    how much is Iceland worth these days?

    • Whatever Sigor Ros and Bjork have in assests.CanHasQBN
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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 8:30 p.m. – Permalink
  • tasty

    I've got $20 worth – fingers crossed.

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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 8:42 p.m. – Permalink
  • cannonball1978

    Buy an island, build a fortress and staff it for two generations. Then focus on making babies.

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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 9:05 p.m. – Permalink
  • ETM

    Convert it all to gold coins and Scrooge McDuck the mutha out of it! Money bin, here I come.

    http://lh5.ggpht.com/__7IJpoKX9tk/SYMdk4D2K4I/AAAAAAAAAJc/C1GCoqtREB0/ScroogeMcDuck.png

    • the amount of gold $540 million could buy is a 31" cube weighing 10 tons.albums1/5
      I said coins. Not pure gold block(s).ETM2/5
      my point is if they're solid gold, coin or not, it won't be 90ft there'd be coins scattered on the flooralbums3/5
      uh huh. Captain Literal is in the house.ETM4/5
      i don't think you can actually swim through coins either....AK_tiv475/5
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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 9:08 p.m. – Permalink
  • randommail

    I would keep 10% and then donate the rest to NASA.

    • split the 90%, half to NASA half to Elon Musk. You get to fund both AND keep them at their most competitive...ismith1/2
      all to NASA would last about 10 days. budget in 2010 was $18.69 billionalbums2/2
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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 9:25 p.m. – Permalink
  • 2002

    Calgary, Alberta (CNN) - Winner of the record $540 million dollar lottery has died was crushed to death from weight of gold coins as he tried to swim through it. Identified as ETM of Calgary Alberta, he converted all of winnings to 1oz gold coin with a total weight of 6786 kg. Witnesses noted his reference to Scrooge McDuck who famously swam through gold coins. Sadly, ETM could not differentiate from cartoon to reality.

    A close friend, who declined to give his name but identified as mg33, said that ETM was a generous man. When he won the jackpot, he immediate provided mg33 with two women for sexual entertainment at the same time.

    ETM is survived by children Huie, Duie and Louie.

    • LOLCanHasQBN1/6
      Spit out water @ "identified as ETM of Calgary..."mg332/6
      dude, I worked way too much today, totally exhausted at home now. This was a much needed laugh.mg333/6
      hahahaJaline4/6
      Nice! :D Not correct though, it was one woman and one transexual. An honest mistake mg33.ETM5/6
      I understand it didn't ruin the night though. ;)ETM6/6
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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 9:27 p.m. – Permalink
  • mg33

    Lottery horror stories:

    http://www.qualitybooks.com/lott…

    • I think I will ok. :D2002
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    Dog-earMar 29, 12, 10 p.m. – Permalink

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