$540 Million Lottery
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- ohhhhhsnap0
privilege. spell check.
- CanHasQBN0
i'd change my name to make it harder for greedy people to find me. yes i could change it now, but i have no reason to.
- meta world peacedbloc
- what would you change it to?ohhhhhsnap
- Ron Artest.CanHasQBN
- ha haa. that would be awesome actuallydbloc
- albums0
did anyone catch my stats based on the desire to swim like scrooge and fund NASA?
re: scrooge:
the amount of gold $540 million could buy is a 31" cube weighing 10 tons.re: donating to NASA:
all to NASA would last about 10 days. budget in 2010 was $18.69 billion....strange how little $540 million is when you begin to think in extremes.
- Don't think a 10 ton cube of solid gold can be classified as little.duckseason
- it is compared to swimming in a vault of gold coins 90ft deepalbums
- CALLES0
i would buy Funk
- Ramanisky20
- how long were they keeping that one in the can?
identity - been out for over a year now
Ramanisky2 - Oh! sorry - didn't see the date on it - just saw that it was "premiering monday" thanks!
identity
- how long were they keeping that one in the can?
- Iifeinvector0
I already know I will never win the lottery.
- dbloc0
if you don't play, you definitely won't win.
- albums0
Math:
A $540 million jackpot, if taken as a $390 million lump sum and after federal tax withholding, works out to about $293 million. With the jackpot odds at 1 in 176 million, it would cost $176 million to buy up every combination. Under that scenario, the strategy would win $117 million — less if your state also withholds taxes.
- you better hope no one else wins thoprophetone
- exactly, that little old lady that picks her kids birthdays fucks up your whole planalbums
- pillhead0
I would buy relesate around the world and, and then?
- Contact NASApillhead
- How many relestates are you looking to purchase?CygnusZero4
- relesates
wowmonospaced - Wowpillhead
- ohhhhhsnap0
I already know no one here will never win the lottery.
- bulletfactory0
in re: albums math....
you'd have a hard time printing out all those tickets.... and getting them home.- collectives buy them using representatives in all participating states. not a new idea.albums
- BusterBoy0
Can you buy tickets online for lotteries over there? Can here in Aust...
- only cash is accepted hereHijoDMaite
- not true
http://www.buymegami…albums
- colin_s0
she worked at a mcdonalds. you think shed' be nice enough to give all her coworkers even a tad of the share, just like, a million bucks? get them all out of working at mcdonalds?
- e-pill0
I would make a movie of my robots followed by a seasonal 32 episode anime plus life size giant robots for every qbner that signed up with an account from 2002-2004.
I would then pay for college of 3 random nter children like bjadams kid who just turned 5 he would get like 11 million in robot outfits to destroy his classmates.
also I would take jaline and jevad and jox and 7point34 to the moon where they could drive audi's in outer space.
I would pay the debt of nO one but buy a water bed for 11 random nters.
I would hire M16 to kill all the cockroaches in NYC
I would pay to watch all the qbn guys to fuck each other silly
I'd watch that for fun everyday.
sea sea would have anti gardener lazers
ponyboy would have an indestructible house
Scarabin. would own part of triumph.
digdre would get a green card to serve drinks at ace bar.
I'd pay 11 million to make that happen. (after taxes)
I'd erase all spam from the blog thread.
I'd make it legal to own a fixie......
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or really I'd just get high and post on qbn
- prophetone0
that crazy woman is just plain crazy, kinda sad actually.