$540 Million Lottery
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- randommail0
Let's all agree that if the winner is a QBNer, he or she is obligated to at least put something in place to stop all the spamming here.
- fooler0
I was at a dinner today and I didn't have enough money to tip the over worked under paid waitress so I told her I would either tip her double the amount the next day or give her half of my lottery winnings if I won. If I win this thing my wife is going to be pissed I have to give this waitress half the winnings.
- Go to the atm and pay that girl out.
nthkl - sounds like a great movie idea
slinky - reminds me of when i was in Nam, then went to Idaho and this sheriff kept fucking with memoldero
- i hope you're not married to rosie perezprophetone
- lol prophet. classic.dMullins
- Go to the atm and pay that girl out.
- ohhhhhsnap0
er, you can change your name now for less than $100... CanHasQBN.
Why wait.
I'm sure you've some privilage in your corner too, you want to travel? f*** just do it!
---------The saddest damn site that I see is my neighbors and folks buying up these tickets who are already scraping the bottom of the barrel in my communities. Old dude I was sitting next to at the unemployment office going through his tickets like he had something... I felt so bad.
That whole thing is a sham.
America needs to wake the hell up.
- ohhhhhsnap0
privilege. spell check.
- CanHasQBN0
i'd change my name to make it harder for greedy people to find me. yes i could change it now, but i have no reason to.
- meta world peacedbloc
- what would you change it to?ohhhhhsnap
- Ron Artest.CanHasQBN
- ha haa. that would be awesome actuallydbloc
- CALLES0
i would buy Funk
- Iifeinvector0
I already know I will never win the lottery.
- dbloc0
if you don't play, you definitely won't win.
- ohhhhhsnap0
I already know no one here will never win the lottery.
- e-pill0
I would make a movie of my robots followed by a seasonal 32 episode anime plus life size giant robots for every qbner that signed up with an account from 2002-2004.
I would then pay for college of 3 random nter children like bjadams kid who just turned 5 he would get like 11 million in robot outfits to destroy his classmates.
also I would take jaline and jevad and jox and 7point34 to the moon where they could drive audi's in outer space.
I would pay the debt of nO one but buy a water bed for 11 random nters.
I would hire M16 to kill all the cockroaches in NYC
I would pay to watch all the qbn guys to fuck each other silly
I'd watch that for fun everyday.
sea sea would have anti gardener lazers
ponyboy would have an indestructible house
Scarabin. would own part of triumph.
digdre would get a green card to serve drinks at ace bar.
I'd pay 11 million to make that happen. (after taxes)
I'd erase all spam from the blog thread.
I'd make it legal to own a fixie......
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or really I'd just get high and post on qbn
- e-pill0
oh yeh mg33 would get a phone with instant dial to every nter because he likes to give out our digits.
n Ram would get a tv as big as Texas to watch breaking bad
- CALLES0
i would buy a "Key of the City" always wanted one of those.
- albums0
- my future back yardprophetone
- nah, it'd be a badass club of some sort. classy.scarabin
- calcium0
My office banded together.
436 tickets.
$8mil each.And yet some nub in Nebraska will win and donate it all to their church.
- HijoDMaite0
so wait. what is the truth here? does buying more than one ticket increase your odds or not?
- calcium0
You don't.
It's not like there are a certain amount of tickets. So every ticket bought also effects the odds.For instance, odds start at 1,000,000 : 1 and then you buy a ticket its now 1,000,001 : 1 or something like that. So you just bought in, but since there is no limit to tickets it never ends.
- albums0
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