Meme of the day
Meme of the day
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- hans_glib26
- OK, I LOLed.Continuity
- This is why no one can take us seriously Cont... you and me both xDsea_sea
- hahaaaaaProjectile
- LOLmonospaced
- lol classicsted
- So goodGuyFawkes
- Chimp27
- Gardener22
- LOLskinny_puppy
- HHAHAelahon
- heheutopian
- I snerkedContinuity
- forwardedAQUTE
- ALSO forwardedideaist
- I laughed at this again.utopian
- I came back to laugh at this a 3rd timeKrassy
- Never fails!Wordsworth
- hydro742
- buy apple stockGnash
- skin up ehGardener
- Quit smoking and buy apple stockOBBTKN
- Fuck you CandyNBQ00
- Choke that asscrazyprick
- Innovation Never Sleepsutopian
- Happy Adult Circumcisionfuturefood
- I'm with Gnash...
buy apple stock is ALWAYS my answer for this questionexador1 - Don't marry SusanMiesfan
- Buy Apple Stock has been said, so I'll go with "Facebook Painting Commission."garbage
- When they set up, they paid muralists in stock. When FB went public, David Chang cashed out at a cool $200m for one painting.garbage
- Visit QBN DailyKrassy
- Buy bit coininteliboy
- Who are younb
- Learn HTML, notFlashPonyBoy
- Life is short.ptrdo
- i go with the hotdoddy quote - imagine it's better to be the hero of stupid than the hero of incompetenceneverscared
- It gets betterslappy
- buy apple stock? you guys are morons hahapockets
- it gets better, then worse, then better again...Nutter
- Pick one:
- Don't blow it
- Keep it simple
- Count your moneypalimpsest - Invest in bitcoinsmilfhunter
- Either “Buy Google Stock” or “Johnny ain’t shit” work for me. I’d be better off financially either way.shellie
- “Travel internationally now” or (cheating a little bit here “Learn Chinese and Korean” would have enriched my life more than financially.shellie
- “Dont trust Danielle” because my suster stole an unreal amount of money from me only 4 yrs after my 18th birthday. It took me 20 years to recover from that one.shellie
- My 18 year old self had no money to buy stocks. 3 words is tough. After pondering this for way too long, I think I'd just say 'everything works out'misterhow
- Money mattersformed
- GFYProjectile
- @pockets, Buying AAPL stock 20+ years ago would be an amazing move. I know from experience.monospaced
- Fuck off maquitomaquito
- "Listen to Slayer" or "Do More Cottaging".face_melter
- Bluejam24
- lolOBBTKN
- Hahamort_
- hahahamilfhunter
- no, they outside in form of toxic CO2 emissionsneverscared
- NFT's allow people to afford therapy? maybe I should get into the game!capn_ron
- So good lolAQUTE
- lolGuyFawkes
- duckseason24
- LOLmort_
- Haha perfectRamanisky2
- heheESKEMA
- BINGnb
- too fucking goodAQUTE
- hahahahahanecromation
- The Bill Gates memes are an absolute highlight of this week and remain fully thankful for the internet and its humour.DaveO
- BuddhaHat8
- https://i.imgur.com/…BuddhaHat
- ^ holy shit... thought it was a bit staged until I saw that... yikesPonyBoy
- yeah that was my first impression... gotta be fake... until I saw how upset he was and how loud he shouted at him. awkward =\BuddhaHat
- He laughed at the joke though?scarabin
- God... The Smiths are so full of themselves. The kids too. Ugh. Insufferable self-important fucks.jagara
- ^ Thank Scientology. This is why Jayden is borderline mentally disabled.garbage
- ^ Also, Willow is an important intellectualjagara
- rock seems desperate lately with his wife - marriage jokes all the time... since his wife left him and he had to pay so much.neverscared
- fuck chris rock. no right to use violence though.oey_oey
- did smithers play ali once ? he must have a precise punch.neverscared
- @babydick, do you need me to hide your comment, or do you wish to respawn after removal?Wordsworth
- You're mad because I'm rightbabydick
- You are right. Buh-bye.Wordsworth
- Swift action!nb
- What did Babydick say? Any more offensive than his usual posts? RIPPhanLo
- Come on, What did he say? Will someone think of the 9to5 GMT-4 people here?lajj
- 100% staged. Come on guy.Bennn
- bad actingApeRobot
- Mad how Will Smith laughed at the joke, then decided to be offended. Also mad how he wasn't escorted out by security.mort_
- The gift-bags giving folk fake land ownership in Scotland was the outrage of the night.PhanLo
- Totally staged and poorly acted out . Yawn.Krassy
- I think the fact that he laughed initially before it sunk in what was actually said shows it's real.mort_
- #RichPeoplesDramaChimp
- No, either
#RichPeopleDrama
or
#PlebsDramaNairn - #YourePartOfTheDramamort_
- "100% staged. Come on guy." -Bennn
Do you know because you hit that woman in the subway harder than Will hit Chris?imbecile - I think the biggest thing in this threat is.. Wordsmith is a mod?garbage
- ^ You din't know that before?Continuity
- they pass that right around. mg33 was / is as well.imbecile
- How can he slap!?!!pango
- @cont That's a "The More You Know" moment for me, good to know some of the good captains are still on the ship. Curious to know why the bobos still come around.garbage
- PC Gangsta'shydro74
- Bluejam17
- loldee-dubs
- LOL truerenderedred
- 31 fpsaliastime
- in 2001 we were looking for best button templates too on Flashkit etc.microkorg
- In a World.. made of templatesBennn
- Googles this newfangled design resource platform called buttons....then realizes they mean actual buttons... what have we become? Lol_niko
- Honestly prefer to be the chill dog chillin on the right.nb
- I think I'm well and truly stuck in the old days mentality still trying to design and then build what I design.. feel like jack of all trades and master of nonedee-dubs
- Where can I purchase that theme?utopian
- yea, the dribble generationfeel
- lol the RAMfeel
- I don't remember being that buff in 2001dbloc
- yeah totally true.trooperbill
- webdesigners and linux kernel
yeah toootaly truested - I used to splice up large images into smaller ones and keep them all together in a table, for optimized loadingdrgs
- Needs to include asking for advice on QBN (or was that 2002)mydo
- mort_16
- Yepplemmy_k
- terds
https://images-na.ss…sted - Well, not to be 'that guy' but that particular potato masher is foldable to alleviate exactly that issue it claims to invoke. E-, could do better.Morning_star
- I too have a foldable masherpango
- Team foldable!sted
- I have that exact one and he's a sonuvabiatchmonospaced
- The masher pictured actually has a hinge to make it more compact for storage in drawers. Memefailnb
- it amazingly still uses that hinge to stop your drawermonospaced
- That hinge will turn those draw-stoppers only 45 degrees, That's not going to save your drawer or your sanity at all.CyBrainX
- its end will be still higher than the handle, and i don't think this has the same opening mechanism. does it still creates a horizontal barrier in the drawer?sted
- Not to mention other utensils getting jammed in-between the prongs.mort_
- I use this one. it's sturdier than it looks.
https://m.media-amaz…pango - Hang them from your kitchen rack doi.garbage
- I don't have a kitchen rack.monospaced
- have a drawer that even kitchen professionals couldn't fix without tearing the whole cupboard out because of this shit. we've accepted that drawer has gone now.fadein11
- @mono Life changer. If you have that folding masher it might work on a knife strip if the metal is right.garbage
- My kitchen, despite being very big, doesn't even have a spot to hang my knife strip. Anyway, this isn't a REAL issue :)monospaced
- I don't find this funny. Just buy this and put the masher in it https://tinyurl.com/…shapesalad
- Put your awkward utensils in a heavy vase on the counter, dummynb
- “This item always gets stuck in the drawer and it drives me crazy!!!”, he said and then continued to keep it in that drawer for the next 60 yearsnb
- You can get short knife strips. I think mine is just 11”scarabin
- I don’t prepare meat though so i only need like 4 knives. You probably have morescarabin
- now now. i'm sure its longer.pango
- Who are you calling a dummy exactly? I prepare mostly vegetables and I have a lot of knives I use very regularly. But still no place for knife strip.monospaced
- I use a knife block. Deep drawers and heavy container for utensils. I’m a pretty fuckin serious cook actually. We hardly ever eat out in this fammonospaced
- Never been a block fan for dulling / unsanitary reasons.garbage
- Lol chill mono. He's got a point. And also it's a post about mashers. Lol no need to get seriouspango
- Also fuck you guys for skipping my dick joke.pango
- Lolscarabin
- https://twitter.com/…garbage
- lol pangofadein11
- lol pango, I totally joked about this early on. I think nb started all the serious stuff and I just responded ;)monospaced
- I just last night threw out our knife strip after an argument with my partner about why i'd not put it fix it and back up for the fourth fucking time.Nairn
- (the back surface can only host so much 3M magic, and my partner keeps putting WAY too much shit on it, so it pulls itself off the wall. AGAIN).Nairn
- Drill a couple holes in it and screw that fucker on therescarabin
- {{Rental}} Boo.Nairn
- If it were my place, it'd look like Martha Stewart's fucking hang-palace of a kitchen with every surface covered in usefulness.Nairn
- Also, you only NEED two knives - a pairing knife and a bigger fucker that can choptwat the fuck out of things too, when needed.Nairn
- *paring, twat.Nairn
- Easy fix when you leave unless it's wallpaper, I second the screws. As for knife selection: a proper chef's knife and pairing knife. And then a couple Kiwi'sgarbage
- For real I have a couple Wushof Classics, and I somehow find myself using this for everything:garbage
- https://www.wokshop.…garbage
- *'easy fix' - it's tiles. All tiles. So many tiles.Nairn
- I cook a TON, and I regularly use 3 chef's knives, 2 paring knives, boning knife, a carving knife and a bread knife.monospaced
- My whole kitchen is covered in cabinetry or tile. Not much (or any) regular wall to attach anything to. All I need is $100K to fix it :)monospaced
- 3? what do they do differently?pango
- @nairn oof. Yes I retract my suggestion. Side fridge mount? Bandolier on an apron?garbage
- @pango, 3 yes. 10-inch, 8-inch and a 5-inch. They all cut, but they are different enough to warrant them :)monospaced
- Oh yeah, I forgot about a breadknife, haha. It's so single-use for me, it didn't even figure.Nairn
- @garbage - sadly for me, mine and my partner's idea of a functional/tidy kitchen are starkly at odds. She likes everything in drawers & cupboards :(Nairn
- As I say, my ideal would be a Martha Stewart cum torture dungeon like level of surface use for keeping shit on, for easy-grabbing.Nairn
- lol, I can relate.garbage
- naim. i'm with your partner (on preference).
i prefer the surface as clear as possible. a clear surface is a easier to clean surface.pango - i just use the 8" utility knife for everything.
+bread knife and few paring knives that double as steak knifes lolpango - plus my kitchen is small.pango
- I did that when I only cooked for myself too, pango. :) Now I cook for 3 people, 3x a day.monospaced
- heh so truefyoucher1
- I have 9 t-shirts of this thread available for €3 each. Or €15 for 80. Or just the arms for 2 months rent and 17 grams of instant oxtail soup powder.mort_
- NBQ0022
- i can relate :)renderedred
- only during pandemicSimonFFM
- < ThisChimp
- thisnbq
- dr phil yo gutz wid dis shankAQUTE
- < this, plus clubhouse, reddit, facebook, twitter, instagram, stock app, email, wife texts, kid home from school, creative projects i wanna do, etc etc. etc.mantrakid
- hahah seeing it all there im actually super proud i get as much done as i do lolmantrakid
- @mantrakid you share the finest and kindest of the latest shit comes in your way and except the same from others here ehhsted
- Replace the guy on the left with the prostate splits guy.garbage
- brt4419
- HahahaGnash
- lmaoRamanisky2
- hahaFax_Benson
- hahadopepope
- AhahahahaApeRobot
- lolfadein11
- ahhaah truested
- what is this pic from? It creeps me out!fooler
- The future of MAGA is Now!utopian
- Self-clean mode, chumps!i_monk
- @fooler
https://www.imdb.com…sted - ^ omg it’s on Prime.
I’ll give this shit looking movie a spin.
Horror/Sci-Fi .. Rated G ?!?Ramanisky2 - Horror/Sci-Fi :) with some nice ideas to laugh at but there is a great deal of artistic revelation in it what is a bit difficult to digest :Dsted
- so true!microkorg
- Ramanisky221
- haha_niko
- 01001000 01100001 01101000 01100001prophetone
- Replicants are genetically engineered, they are not robotsdrgs
- You are the best kind of correct.palimpsest
- Only the Voight-Kampff test will distiguish humans from replicants.jagara
- and glowing in the dark eyes?
and super strength, reflexes?grafician - If they were robots, it would be easy to check, why bother with Voight-Kampff test?(because they were indistinguishable from humans)drgs
- Origin, Dad of the Day: https://twitter.com/…nb
- lol https://twitter.com/…nb
- https://i.redd.it/y8…
there is an other one, i'm not sure if its from bladerunner. it was posted herested - it was westworld themed i think.sted
- Projectile24
- lolRamanisky2
- Get him a job a Fox News.utopian
- We all didi_was
- Covid cycle was getting boring, we had global warming last month, so need some new stuff.PhanLo
- Best part about this is that everyone's important activism IG stories come in between their mindless food photos or mirror selfies. Idiots.DaveO
- Gardener28
- Gardener17
- Patient: I’m here to remove my nutsRamanisky2
- sick burncherub
- transphobic much?mort_
- 12 upvotes? do better, qbners.sarahfailin
- humor is dead, don't y'all know?GuyFawkes
- ^thisi_was
- Knob4NonEntity
- So, this is what QBN think it's funny?Fabricio
- it's divisiveness is what makes it a good postGardener
- @Fabricio yes, why?jagara
- boo fucking hoobabydick
- wow... sad.PioneerDJ303
- PhanLo10
- 10sted
- 7Akagiyama
- 4PhanLo
- LOL 11renderedred
- 3. Always 3.face_melter
- 11 ... def 11Ramanisky2
- no waves, 3GuyFawkes
- 12!scarabin
- 7cannonball1978
- 8brt44
- 12, definitely 12 :)helloeatbreathedrive
- M A S T E R C L A S Sutopian
- 11
o rly?utopian - #1monospaced
- More and more like 6 every day.ben_
- 6pango
- all of them in nonlinear fashion during the day.neverscared
- def between 6 and 11sea_sea
- 3milfhunter
- post covid, i'm definitely a 3necromation
- sted18
- That’s Bennn watching his BitcoinNBQ00
- bennn watching his yaris get snowed in :)renderedred
- Are those chips dipped with maple syrup?utopian
- Not sure, but they're 100% American chips.monospaced
- totally me!Bennn
- They're ketchup. He should also be eating a coffee crisp.ben_
- not much happening in Canada apparentlyGuyFawkes
- by comparison, no.ben_
- Everyone calm down.
The stock market is up. We’re all going to be fine.neverscared - the stock market knew after the first 60 mins that everything is going to be okay.sted
- he knew it before it even started.neverscared
- "...I wonder if they could make it across our maple syrup moat."prophetone
- Meme-maker missed the mark. Should be all dressed.garbage
- PonyBoy11
- A only psychos would say B_niko
- A 100% ARamanisky2
- B forever!robotinc
- Anyone who says B needs Jesus!Akagiyama
- Obviously A, why would you put it’s arms in trouser legs?Wolfboy
- https://www.telegrap…PonyBoy
- loll
ABennn - If the cat walks mostly sideways, Bprophetone
- Cats do not have "arms".
so BmonNom - Cats do so have arms. Anatomically they have elbows, wrists, knees, ankles.
So ADoris_McSquirter - cats do NOT have arms. A_me_
- i mean B_me_
- dont put pants on cats._me_
- Have you ever told a cat what to do?helloeatbreathedrive
- if a cat was to open its asshole, would it use back paws or front paws?drgs
- Wolfboy said it bestcassiellux
- I am Bjaylarson
- lolmoldero
- If the purpose of trousers is to cover legs & genital region, then A fails because the front legs are exposed. B fails because the asshole is still exposed.BaskerviIle
- This cat wears neck beardmisterhow