Meme of the day
Meme of the day
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- Gnash15
- Every timeduckseason
- I'm the wife.palimpsest
- only because she fucking moved it!
am I right guys?...guys?_niko - Also the inverse: You have a thing you're used to being in a specific place, but you can't find it because she's moved it again.garbage
- I'll love her til death, but she's a chronic re-organizer.garbage
- she finds it rightaway and it's right where you lookedKrassy
- aka the Boss Level, and you're playing Find The Glasses.garbage
- Ramanisky218
- LOLrenderedred
- Haha, that's the first funny fly meme I've seen.Fax_Benson
- so good!misterhow
- Bluejam11
- I dun get it....Akagiyama
- Check!dibec
- Check, Mate.Longcopylover
- Dad joke too :)monospaced
- Tourists say this in Australia, Bill.
:)sted - more like cheque mate here! Whatcha checkin when you say check!?sab
- nah we usually motion at the waiter, and silently mime wiggling a pencil over paper while making a face, so as to request the bill. very effective.BuddhaHat
- D'OH!Akagiyama
- bury the bishop?Squiddy
- Thats stalemate actuallycannonball1978
- mort_15
- Cobra Taint max doucheYakuZoku
- Option two would inevitably lead to a boozy closing-time sing-along to 'Hotel California', with one of the lads crying in his pint.Continuity
- Who is exotic cars guy?jagara
- Andrew Tateislandbridge
- drug addled narcissist or overweight lager drinker? thanks i'll pass on both.hans_glib
- also i'm old so it's too late for me anywayhans_glib
- PhanLo7
- My wife can relate to that LOLHayzilla
- Nope thread. Boundaries, people!mort_
- lol, toddlers don't understand boundariesmonospaced
- #1 or #2?pinkfloyd
- and that is why toilets are separated from bathrooms in Europe.sted
- @pinkfloyd she is working on the 3rd onested
- dis or dat threadutopian
- @mono Toddlers need to be taught boundaries. Not being able to leave them in another room for 2 mins while you use the toilet is only going to damage them.mort_
- LOL @stedmort_
- Looks super tired.PhanLo
- "is now a bad time to ask for a blow job?"mort_
- Can relate to this. Every time I want to go for a quiet shite you can guarantee at least one of the kids will decide they want to invade my poop time.microkorg
- @mort_ "the divorce papers are on the kitchen table"sted
- @microkorg have you guys ever tried to lock the door? I would build a fence, or a smaller room for a toilet where only one person can fitsted
- @sted I was talking to the 4 year old.mort_
- locked door = kids banging on said door.brandonp
- @mort, I live with a toddler, and I'm not sure you know jack shit about what you're sayingmonospaced
- @mono I have 2 teenagers who were once toddlers. Does that qualify me?mort_
- Do you live with a toddler, though?
Do you?palimpsest - that turned from fun to dark af. we just barely got to door bangingsted
- I just leave the door open and if they call me or I hear them approaching I yell out "I'm taking a shit".palimpsest
- If it's urgent they'll come in and we'll have a little chat.palimpsest
- @qbn are we on twitter now?pinkfloyd
- @pinkfloyd what is #3?pinkfloyd
- @sted, i'm sorry for you, man.
i thought it was funny, at least.Nairn - @mort, you forgot :)monospaced
- @Nairn yeah you better do! I've seen worse when i was a kid ahahah :Dsted
- not just a job, a doodyCyBrainX
- Third one was gold. Thread goes to sted.garbage
- https://www.qbn.com/…mort_
- lol, boundaries :)monospaced
- Miesfan6
- wow he looks familiarhans_glib
- He's hiplajj
- he looks like how my 7 year old draws me.fadein11
- Matt Gutopian
- loli_was
- David Coulthard?Bluejam
- lol bluefadein11
- haha hansNairn
- a youthful realistic representation of Carl FredricksenPonyBoy
- Powdered Toast ManDRIFTMONKEY
- Minecraft Stevescarabin
- Wolfenstein guyinteliboy
- wonder if he's easier or harder to KO..Brabo_Brabo
- Young UP guy?Krassy
- ‘That guy’s got such a small face” -Robert Z’Darscarabin
- Gumby livesAQUTE
- PhanLo17
- lolGuyFawkes
- And what about music at drug festivals?Krassy
- And passport photo cameras in wankboxesFax_Benson
- ok_not_ok15
- This is the big brother vs brave new world argument, one information is suppressed , the other there is an over saturation of information with the same result_niko
- The problem is not the data (information), it's the research.palimpsest
- Lack of curiosity?grafician
- There is no such thing as collective ignorance. There is just ignorance.cannonball1978
- You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.ETM
- Nor can you stop it from drinking it's own urine instead because it thinks the water is a government conspiracy.ETM
- Buy maybe you can hydrate it with blow darts.ETM
- Projectile10
- https://i.kym-cdn.co…fadein11
- <^ lolBluejam
- InbreedingChimp
- pr2 approvessted
- daily fact: Vlad the Impaler had Habsburg jawGuyFawkes
- ouchcanoe
- https://en.wikipedia…sted
- Morrissey?oey_oey
- wear a pandemic mask?Krassy
- don't think so guyfawks, not from what I've seen. Jay Leno on the other hand,..._niko
- "DERRRRR"
— Carlos IIjagara
- Morning_star7
- Tornado of Lightninglajj
- Lol I just got pantera tooHijoDMaite
- Hangar OneMorning_star
- Cult of PersonalityAkagiyama
- Angel of deathfuturefood
- Hit me baby one more timezaq
- 10 minutes alonemaquito
- But why did they use a photo of Faith No More?
Idiots.Krassy - We had a PM that always wore fashionable concert T Shirts. If she word a Metallica shirt we'd play Bon Jovi and tell her it was Ride The Lightning.fooler
- She was clueless!fooler
- Flight of Icarus, duh_niko
- tornado of ilightning loljaylarson
- The ace of spadeApeRobot
- RIP Darrell Dimebagdasohr
- PIR nickelbag Daveteh
- PhanLo17
- There'll be three doses, one ain't enoughi_was
- First time's free, I know you'll be back.PhanLo
- Oh oh loli_was
- free drugs.. sign me upautoflavour
- Krassy14
- classic TLnb
- This meme is so old it's from when internet pics actually looked like thatnb
- I thought this Meme came in MAD magazineoey_oey
- Can be said about every T-shirt worn these days.shapesalad
- This is a classic that I love SOOOO fucking much!microkorg
- in fact, might get it on a tshirt ;)microkorg
- ^ do it! lolKrassy
- My 4yo wears Dinosaur everything. Little cunts never even seen one in real life.Hayzilla
- Krassy14
- i have only 1 playlist - marks awesome tuneztrooperbill
- I have only 1 playlist with 22195 tracks and dj shuffle working 0/24.sted
- I'm frozen in 2019. I DJ in clubs and hotels for fun, but stopped looking for new music or making new Playlists when covid hit.shellie
- I have not even begun to think about gigging, mostly bc I pay my bills through advertising. Feeling for my full time DJ compatriots. They're all real skinny.shellie
- I have 1 playlist per genredrgs
- i have playlists with full albums in them. i still like to listen to albums.renderedred
- When people say "it's been a shit year for music" I go ape shit. But I have playlists based on mood. Genre's don't cut it for me no more!Ianbolton
- NBQ0015
- That sounds like deleting QBN with extra steps.palimpsest
- Is that Elizabeth Warren's daughter's kid?canoe
- make qbn great again!renderedred
- or change the description of the website. Does the Food Network have 65% politics yet?toemaas
- *eyefknrollsea_sea
- Ramanisky210
- lack of 80's hair metal bands is disappointing! those sexy drag queens of metal!hydro74
- Where the fuck is Kids in the Hall, This poster is not inclusiveeryx
- Woke of the Dayutopian
- trumpo loco loves the drag https://www.youtube.…neverscared
- @eryx damn straight. Also I don't see Juwanna Man.garbage
- This poster is also missing Monty Python.Continuity
- Actually, I wasn’t entertainedcannonball1978
- Monty Python would be an entire poster.CyBrainX
- This went amazingly well with Burt Ward's voice. https://static.wikia…CyBrainX
- https://static.wikia…CyBrainX
- Damn long URLs in side notes.CyBrainX
- Which of these were aimed at kids and featured sexualized dance, costumes?i_monk