so i got a car...
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- d_rek0
Lol you didn't seriously buy one of these... did you?
- Nicelydrawn0
How do you like it? I've always been curious about them.
- its well designed inside. very roomy... deceivingCALLES
- I found it not very accomodating for a 6'4" individual.d_rek
- It's like a TardisKnuckleberry
- 6'2 its ok. find it rommier than the fiatCALLES
- CALLES0
im leasing, there was a deal. cheap. and yeah in the beach where i live its pretty good for parking. doing 80 no problem
- d_rek0
Imagine driving a flintstone car and it's kinda like that.
Seriously. It's bad. You'll feel every bump in the road due to the non-existant suspension. You also wont be able to avoid those bumps because the steering response is poor at best. Oh, and unless you're 5-foot and smaller then prepare for some discomfort.
- panacea0
You're going to need more than a Stormtrooper helmet if you crash into anything substantial, like a post box. LOL!@ More like full body armor.
- stoplying0
Congratulations, Mrs. CALLES. Does it match your skirt nicely?
- chossy0
This car has an amazing feature it can completely dry up lassies gully holes when they find out you own one of these.
- LOLd_rek
- read "lassies gully holes" and knew that was chossy. :-Dkingsteven
- hahahahahahahahaCanHasQBN
- sine0
i drove one of those as a 'courtesy car' when my car was in for repairs.
never been so scared in my life...
- CALLES0
well always had a deathwish
- GeorgesII0
smart are some of the most secure cars on the road.
american cars are big n sheeeet, but they are made of chiffon
- calculator0
Congrats on your 82nd birthday.
- capn_ron0
aren't you newly single?
- capn_ron0
drop a Busa engine in it to give it a little more pep.
- frost2150
I thought this was the new JLO Fiat. That car was a POS. We rented that car and immediately turned around and returned it for a Hyundai.
- fadein110
do you get a government mobility grant for that?
- GeorgesII0
sometimes I wonder if you've been sent from the future,
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A human-looking, apparently unstoppable cyborg is sent from the future to fuck Sarah Connor; his name is CALLES,
he will FUCK his mission to SUCCESS,
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- duhsign0
60 yr old lesbians are going to be super jealous
happy friday