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I have a questine, can anyone give me 10 reasons not to pack up and move to Melbourne?
move to bremerton.
doesnt australia have the 10 most deadliest species of any species on the planet all in one location... there you go..
1. Bird-eating spiders
2. Bird-eating spiders
3. Bird-eating spiders
4. Bird-eating spiders
5. Bird-eating spiders
8. Bird-eating spiders
9. Bird-eating spiders
10. That's not a knife
Actually, that's probably not accurate.
01. box jelly fish
02. taipan snake
03. salt water crocodile
04. blue ring octopus
05. stone fish
06. red black spiders
07. brown snake
08. tiger snake
09. great white sharks
10. funnel web spider
all of these can kill you in 1 bite.. all located in australia.
It's not located in the United States. The only 1 reason that matters.
+ you can walk upside down ☟
I'll wait for the Aussies to chime in.
Aussies dont chime in, they stumble in.
1. It's full of Australians
coz Santa shows up in speedos.
My brother in law is from there.
He moved to the opposite side of the planet for a reason.
I love living in Melbourne, supposedly the most 'livable' city in the world.
So many great restaurants and cafés, a great pub scene and plenty of live gigs every weekend.
I just wish I had more time to enjoy it all.
The only reason why I didn't move to Melbourne is because it's too far from the surf. Kinda spoilt in SE QLD even though the creative scene is kinda infant compared to Melbs.
Is the 'Creative scene' oversaturated at the moment?
ForceTwelve will have some answers...
I was in London once, at an overly hipster cafe, and a guy walked in looking awkward, wearing an itchy sweater with a bad haircut and his headphone and backpack wires got stuck in the door... as he entered the room, somebody said aloud "You must be Mike from Melbourne!"