Cancer Cured?!
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- detritus
BY HIV*?!?!111//ONEtyflop
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4409…
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* a modified, harmless version of HIV**
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** prelude to an apocalyptic sci-fi story
- moniker0
"Rub a little HIV on it"
is the new
"Rub a little Aloe on it"
- i_monk0
*holds breath*
- nb0
"It is important to emphasize that there still have been only three patients. Over the past century, many attempts to harness the body’s immune system to fight cancer have shown initial success and subsequent failure."
- from the original msnbc article.
- registe0
pour some 'tussin on it = sprinkle some AIDS on it
I love technological advancement and people who aren't blaming homosexuality, then praying things will get better
- Horp0
Apparently apricot seeds have been curing cancer for years.
http://health.centreforce.com/he…
http://www.naturalnews.com/02708…^ You can tell by the quality of these websites that this shit is officially true.
- I'd rather have HIV than eat a fucking apricot.moniker
- You say that Moniker, but consider this...Horp
- Apricot, backwards, ir Tocirpa.Horp
- IS, not 'ir'.
Fucking fingers like cheese straws, me.Horp - Did I ever tell you about an ex-friend's ‘Dog cancer cureˆ website? I hope not. It'd be a terrible admission.detritus
- Don't get me started on cheese strawsmoniker
- Come on Detritus, admit it.
ADMIT YOUR ANECDOTE IMMEDIATELY.Horp
- vaxorcist0
I can imagine the spam writers auto-word-substitution bots going nuts on this.....
- boobs0
Oh, fuck! Now all these old people are going to live forever!
- BozMan0
"June put it, is that the white blood cells became “serial killers” relentlessly tracking down and killing the cancer cells in the blood, bone marrow and lymph tissue"
Side effect = You become a serial killer = Zombie?
- CALLES0
"the good news is that we can cure your leukemia... tha bad news is that we be giving you HIV"
- drgs0
like Alien vs Predator
- pablo_280
<blink><font color="Red">TEST</font></blink>
- colin_s0
whoa
- mg330
Kind of makes me think of:
The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, “Yes?”
“Mrs. Ward, please.”
“Speaking”
“Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband’s samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward was sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband’s. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible.”“What do you mean?” Mrs. Ward asks.
“Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other for AIDS. We can’t tell which your husband’s is”“That’s terrible! Can we do the test over?” questions Mrs.. Ward.
“Normally, yes. But Medicare won’t pay for these expensive tests more than once.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”“The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him”.
- haCALLES
- funnier when it's the wife, and the doc says "don't fuck her" at the end.johnny_wobble
- LOLOpopfodders
- haha.Gnash