Large Hadron Collider..
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- autoflavour
So, apart from making everyone think it was going to destroy the fabric of space time and engulf us all into a ever growing blackhole..
and then completely not delivering on this..
whats it done for us lately?
- dMullins0
Propagated threads on QBN.
- Continuity0
It's collided large hadrons. Which I'm thankful for, I couldn't do it, myself.
- But is it the hadrons that are large, or the collider itself?Continuity
- The collider, mate... The colllidermaikel
- fadein110
a lot - these things take time
- autoflavour0
pffft.. if they dont start producing results soon, they are going to need an refund
- getautoflavour
- Hadrons are non-refundable. In the same way underwear isn't.Continuity
- fadein110
Large Hardon Collider
- ernexbcn0
The LHC will explode in the future, travelling to the past, creating the big bang.
- fugged0
Why are we colliding hard-ons?
- CygnusZero40
Some things have been discovered already, and other things it's trying to do take years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lar…
"On May 24, 2011, it has been reported that quark gluon plasma (the densest matter besides black holes) has been created in the LHC."
- CygnusZero40
Also, they have said that things that are found by the LHC are as important as the things they do find.
If this thing doesnt find new particles, or this higgs boson bullshit, whatever it is, they believe that will just prove that it doesnt exist, which is important to know.
- things that arent found I meantCygnusZero4
- not found you mean?fadein11
- yesCygnusZero4
- lowimpakt0
how many children died this week because they couldn't access clean water?
- <Thispinkfloyd
- I'd blame war profiteering and big industry for this before the LHCDodecahedron
- truepinkfloyd
- pressplay0
maybe, if they‘d build another collider and collide the two in an even bigger collider, they‘d get better results...
- if they dont get some results soon, its going to be out of date.. and need a upgrade..autoflavour
- sigg0
wouldn't you get the same results driving two lamborghini's into each other head on at full speed?
- pinkfloyd0
This thread about some sort of porn flick?
- Iggyboo0
Check out ecat or energy catalysts on google
Interesting new stuff with nickel and hydrogen being worked on.
- autoflavour0
what i want to know is why Doc from back to the future could design the flux capacitor small enough to fit into a car, but this giant cock block stretches over 3 countries..
just sayin...
- team_zissou0
I collided my hadron last night.
- olioli860
- wish this was a bit bigger.dMullins
- That's what she said! **SNAP**BK
- barely read half the text.. failautoflavour
- BusterBoy0
The Higgs boson walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What's the matter?"