Large Hadron Collider nearly ready
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- valentim
Is this for real, I means it really dangerous?
- moth0
No, it's just annoying. Seems to spawn multiple threads in internet forums. No black holes though.
- SkyPoo0
Welcome back, glad you pulled out of that coma. A lot had happened since you've been out. We all carry small portable communication devices now, and there's a thing called the internet, and porn is not only acceptable, its now de rigeur.
Take your time though.
- digdre0
no one gives a shit about that large hadron collider
- I do, I mean, I have just got out of a coma and realised it....but i do give a shitvalentim
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- lowimpakt0
what's interesting though is the engineering and design complexity required by humans to try and resolve scientific queries with theological undertones.
It could end up being an expensive white elephant.
- autoflavour0
one can only hope if there is a black hole, it starts with all the threads on the internet about it
- SkyPoo0
Have you ever watched Big Brother Valentim? where people live in a house for weeks and its broadcast live on TV for 24 hours a day?
Its a smiliar sort of deal with the LHC... teams of volunteers are loaded into the collider and they get shot around the circuit on tiny bodyboards. They have to collect as many hoops as they can and avoid the traps and when they've completed 20 circuits they travel over a booster zone and get super accelerated to 350mph.
Then they crash and the one who survives take the points back to their team. The team that survives the longest gets a million dollars in cash.
Its the sick overlap in a venn diagram of extreme scientific insanity and the general public's insatiable fascination with morbid self-destruction and greed.
A lot of people are very angry about this.
- Luis will stop the madness. he has a botanical side-kick.SkyPoo
- 23kon0
- Would you accept 6k?SkyPoo
- get a torrent for a version that has been cracked by Dr34mT33m.mikotondria3
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- mistermik0
i heard hawkens is going to ride it like a roller coaster.
Scream (or press a button) if you wanna go faster.
- kezza_20
amazing photos
- digdre0
We all wil die!
you heard it first here!
- Fariska0
FFS, turn this damn thing on.
I got deadlines i don't want to meet on thursday!
(and a gravitational surfboard ready)
- Witt0
I read somewhere the main purpose of this freezing pit is to separate the whippers from the snappers.
- MSTRPLN0
Who else thinks this is a really bad idea?
if superhero movies have told me anything, it's that big machines like this likely lead to unfavorable results once they've been initiated.- Yes but the world is (usually) saved by the young researcher that nobody would listen to, and his beautiful girlfriend...ribit
- killthefish0
You guys who are over there closer to this thing: If the world starts to eat itself, could you post something here so the rest of us can jump up in the air right at the right minute to avoid the catastrophe?
Thanks>
- pascii0
omg, it's full of stars!!!!!! ***fs-9s-9s-9-sg-db86+f-9v9*v...
- Witt0
Who art thee, strangelets?