Dear Seaworld
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- nb0
That whale is gonna be bummed when he gets released into the wild and finds out the real ocean isn't all free food and handjobs.
- loldoublespaced
- ..and good luck finding a hot water cow vagina...TheBlueOne
- ...and when he does, that vadge is going to be too salty for his taste's anyway.Andrew_D
- pinkfloyd0
This thread is as NSFW as you can get.
- Miguex0
takes the term "fluffer" to a whole new level
- Miguex0
Their response
A SeaWorld rep responded, "The process of collecting semen for [artificial insemination] doesn't differ in any meaningful way from the techniques employed in managing livestock or other species for zoological display. ... [O]ur trainers do not now nor have they ever entered the water with Tilikum for this purpose."
- mg330
I thought it's name was tickle-em
- randommail0
now this is news
- "cow's vagina filled with hot water" just made me picture Pamela Anderson for some reason.TheBlueOne
- LOL @ blue!!!elahon
- Zing!Uglyfreak
- Fax_Benson0
Captive Marine Mammal Welfare Concern Letter of the Day.
- Miesfan0
- to finish, the original letter is written in Papyrus!Miesfan
- http://www.peta.org/…TheBlueOne
- wtf!!!OSFA
- Drive-Through Jack-Off Service Stations! Sweet!CALLES
- Now that is
a Free Willy!utopian - He's got nothing on Tommy's rock star cockVelocityFade
- hahahahahahah!
lol all coments!!Miesfan - DAAAAAAAAAAAMNMiguex
- ghandolf0
The post starts...
"For Immediate Release"
- I'm just sayin'...ghandolf
- Ha.TheBlueOne
- good eyecapn_ron
- for a round eyeTheBlueOne
- hahahabigtrick
- TheBlueOne0
“Even during my wildest days with Motley Crue, I never could've imagined something so sick and twisted...”
Look Tommy. I read your book. I read Nikki Sixx's book. I am pretty sure if one of you guys turned up back at the Crue House with a cow's vagina filled with hot water ONE of you would've fucked the thing. You're not kidding anyone.
- utopian0
Free Willy Bump!
- You're going to need more than a bump apparently.TheBlueOne
- keewee0
Hell... the whales name gives a clue about how long people are safe while servicing him.
- scarabin0
- using corpses to jack off animals sounds like an urban legend to mescarabin
- of all the people who I thought would have experience with this....TheBlueOne
- i only use live cow vaginasscarabin
- heffer humper?appaIIed