Dear Seaworld
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- TheBlueOne
For Immediate Release:
December 8, 2010Contact:
Amanda Schinke 757-622-XXXXOrlando -- Musician Tommy Lee has just sent a letter to SeaWorld that raises a disturbing question about how the company is able to breed Tilikum, the captive orca who has killed three people so far, and also keep employees safe. Lee's letter follows:
Terry W. Prather
President, SeaWorldDear Mr. Prather:
After learning about the bizarre way you breed killer whales, my friends at PETA and I are stumped about SeaWorld's announcement that no people will ever again have direct contact with Tilikum, the orca who has killed 3 people including his trainer this year. We understand that you refuse to release this frustrated whale because he is your chief sperm bank, and we know from SeaWorld's own director of safety (as well as videos on the web) that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow's vagina filled with hot water. Even during my wildest days with Motley Crue, I never could've imagined something so sick and twisted. Simply put, how can SeaWorld claim that trainers no longer have direct contact with this whale when they are jacking him off? That is about as "direct" as it gets. I hope it doesn't take another tragic death for SeaWorld to realize it shouldn't frustrate these smart animals by keeping them in tanks.
Sincerely,
Tommy Lee
- randommail0
now this is news
- "cow's vagina filled with hot water" just made me picture Pamela Anderson for some reason.TheBlueOne
- LOL @ blue!!!elahon
- Zing!Uglyfreak
- Fax_Benson0
Captive Marine Mammal Welfare Concern Letter of the Day.
- Miesfan0
- to finish, the original letter is written in Papyrus!Miesfan
- http://www.peta.org/…TheBlueOne
- wtf!!!OSFA
- Drive-Through Jack-Off Service Stations! Sweet!CALLES
- Now that is
a Free Willy!utopian - He's got nothing on Tommy's rock star cockVelocityFade
- hahahahahahah!
lol all coments!!Miesfan - DAAAAAAAAAAAMNMiguex
- ghandolf0
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"For Immediate Release"
- I'm just sayin'...ghandolf
- Ha.TheBlueOne
- good eyecapn_ron
- for a round eyeTheBlueOne
- hahahabigtrick
- TheBlueOne0
“Even during my wildest days with Motley Crue, I never could've imagined something so sick and twisted...”
Look Tommy. I read your book. I read Nikki Sixx's book. I am pretty sure if one of you guys turned up back at the Crue House with a cow's vagina filled with hot water ONE of you would've fucked the thing. You're not kidding anyone.
- utopian0
Free Willy Bump!
- You're going to need more than a bump apparently.TheBlueOne
- keewee0
Hell... the whales name gives a clue about how long people are safe while servicing him.
- scarabin0
- using corpses to jack off animals sounds like an urban legend to mescarabin
- of all the people who I thought would have experience with this....TheBlueOne
- i only use live cow vaginasscarabin
- heffer humper?appaIIed
- nb0
That whale is gonna be bummed when he gets released into the wild and finds out the real ocean isn't all free food and handjobs.
- loldoublespaced
- ..and good luck finding a hot water cow vagina...TheBlueOne
- ...and when he does, that vadge is going to be too salty for his taste's anyway.Andrew_D
- pinkfloyd0
This thread is as NSFW as you can get.
- Miguex0
takes the term "fluffer" to a whole new level
- Miguex0
Their response
A SeaWorld rep responded, "The process of collecting semen for [artificial insemination] doesn't differ in any meaningful way from the techniques employed in managing livestock or other species for zoological display. ... [O]ur trainers do not now nor have they ever entered the water with Tilikum for this purpose."
- mg330
I thought it's name was tickle-em