Jokes in poor taste...
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- GeorgesIV0
A man is walking through the woods on the way to a nearby river. He suddenly happens across a crying young girl. "whats the matter?" he asked. "Well my puppy ran into the water and got swept away by the current. My dad went into the water to save the puppy, and they both ended up drowning." she sobs. The man, while casually unzipping his pants says, "well, i guess today just isn't your day then"
- I knew it! OoOcjfclarence
- AAAWWW NIOOOO!!!!! hahahaProjectile
- dear... god... hahahahPonyBoy
- TheGreatGlorpo0
What are three words you dread the most while making love?
- >>TheGreatGlorpo
- "Honey, I'm home!"TheGreatGlorpo
- I've got HIV?GeorgesIV
- Vagina has teeth?BK
- Akagiyama0
What do you call an asian woman with no arms propped up against a wall?
Irene.
- ohhhhhsnap0
- ?
not even offensive
?GeorgesIV - are they a fake family?johanito
- not fake, johanitodoesnotexist
- ?
- GeorgesII0
- Haha!elahon
- jesus thats a bad lolcruddlebub
- LOL!!!dMullins
- GeorgesII0
ooooh lawd///
A man drives up to the top of a cliff, sees a little girl looking over the edge, and he stops, gets out of the car and asks her what she is doing.She replies, between sobs, "There was a car accident, I was thrown from the car, but my parents plunged to their deaths on the rocks below."
The man starts walking towards her, unzipping his pants, "It is just not your day..."
- I lol'edMaaku
- holy shit that's tastelessmonospaced
- ahahaha wow.CanHasQBN
- nylon0
My friend is always at work. Pretty much 24 hours a day.
I finally got him on the phone the other day and asked him if he fancied a pint.
He said he couldn't. He had been working SO HARD he decided to have the night off and go to the cinema to watch Batman.I said if work doesn't kill you - the cinema just might.
- cruddlebub0
after our daughter was diagnosed with cancer, my wife decided to redecorate her room pink to cheer her up.
it's going to make my gym look a little gay....
- WeLoveNoise0
you can say that ^ kind of joke with anything.
"Oohhh i might have a house party"
- Michael Barrymore- ARE you NOT entertained
\.•./GeorgesII - fact - i love em :)WeLoveNoise
- did I invent a stupid kind of sick jokes? are they jokes? Am I funny?
- Carlos MenciaGeorgesII - Carlos Mencia is not funny at all.elahon
- ARE you NOT entertained
- georgesIII0
- er....
ok.mikotondria3 - somebody's never done cokescarabin
- Maintain? ATTain, you mean?biusness
- er....
- bliznutty0
What did the black kid get on his SAT test?
BBQ sauce
- goldieboy0
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...goldieboy
- One was the first to walk on the moon and the other used to fuck little boys up the assgoldieboy
- hahahahahahahaHemogoblin
- HAHAHAjanne76
- utopian0
Knock Knock
- Who'se the'ir ?mikotondria3
- FUCK
OFF
SPAMMER!utopian - hardy the fuck har :)...mikotondria3
- :Dutopian
- "Mum says she not in".
Ever say that at the front door in the 70s ? Embarrassing.mikotondria3 - hahahaIogout
- liamh0
My gorgeous blond next-door neighbour just confronted me about items missing from her washing line....
I nearly shit her pants!- lolset
- Hahaha, now I have two jokes to tell!SteveZissou
- lolchalk
- a_c0
Rupert Murdoch says he's touched by all the messages of sympathy left on Amy Whitehouse's phone.
- SteveZissou0
We had a guy freelance with us for a couple of weeks, this is the joke he hit us with on the second day:
Q: You know what the number one cause of paedophilia is in th UK?
A: Sexy kids