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- mg330
(Requires knowledge of "labiectomy" - when a woman has surgery to her labia for cosmetic purposes.)
A woman goes to her doctor and says "I really want to have my labia size reduced, they're just too big and I think men are grossed out by it. I'm sick of being single and need it to look a little more normal. But I need this to stay confidential! No one can know I had this surgery."
Doctor says "Sure, everything confidential here, it's just between you and I."
The woman goes to the hospital for her surgery, and afterwards wakes up in the recovery room to see three vases of flowers on the table next to her bed. She freaks out, wondering how anyone knew about this if it was so confidential.
The doctor walks in and she is livid. She immediatly yells "What's with these flowers? I thought this was just between you and I!"
The doctor says, "Now, now, I can explain. The first bouquet of flowers is from me, I do this for all my patients."
"And the second vase?!" she says?
"That's from the hospital, they do this for everyone in recovery. They have no idea what you're here for, it's no problem."
"Well than what about the third one!" she screams.
The doctor hesitates, then says "Oh. Thoser are from a boy in the burn unit. He loves his new ears."
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- mg330
So this lady goes up to the grocery check out with a 6-pack of Diet coke, a Lean Cuisine and a potted fern. As the clerk is ringing up the items, he looks at her and says "You must be single." The lady is now blushing and as she coyly brushes hair behind her ears, she replies "Why yes, I am single. How did you know?"
The clerk hands her the bag of groceries and says "Because you're fucking ugly."
- vonheart0
Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of watermelons?
You can't unload a truck full of watermelons with a pitchfork.
- imbecile2
A priest and a rabbi walk down the street and pass by a little boy. The priest says "Hey let’s go screw that kid." The rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
- elahon0
What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
- elahon0
^--- This is in every joke thread on QBN, about 5 times.
- PonyBoy3
Child: Mom, where's Dad?
Mom: We had a fight - he's out in the garden.
Child: I was just out there but didn't see him...
Mom: Did you dig?
- Projectile-1
it's hard trying not to be racist in this day and age what with all the political correctness and all
I can not longer say "black paint", for example... now I have to say "please paint the wall, Leroy"
- drgs2
Whats the difference between black people and snow tires? When you put chains on them, tires do not sing.
- drgs2
I called rape support last night. Unfortunately its only for victims.