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- elahon0
What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
- elahon0
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves after his house burns down
- elahon0
A father is in the bath with his three year-old son.
Child: Daddy, why is my willy different than yours?
Father: Well son, yours isn't erect- what city do you live in so I can never take my kid there.zenmasterfoo
- elahon0
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...
The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."
"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"
"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
- ? ....that just sounds disturbed. you should maybe talk to a friend.ThePublics
- elahon0
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
He gets a hard-on when you fuck him in the ass.
- aanderton0
How many delete me posts does it take to get your account deleted...
Just one...
(Thanks to ckentish for this one)
- d_rek0
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
'Cause that's where I threw it.How many dead babys does it take to paint a house red?
A lot.How many dead babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Depends on how high you need to pile them.
- toodee0
How do you get a gay man to shag a woman?
Shit in an a cunt.
- It's the way you tell 'em!comicsans
- hhaha @ comicsanskingsteven
- Miguex0
Why does Stevie Wonder laughs when he is singing?
A>>>>>>- >>>>>>Miguex
- Cause he doesn't know he is blackMiguex
- I loled, reminded me of Dave Chapelle skit with the black kkkgeorgesIII
- tasty0
How can you tell if your roommate's gay?
- Hemogoblin0
Two sperms are having a race. One sperm says, "Fuck me all this swimming is knackering me, how long till we reach the womb?" The second sperm says, "Fucking long way to go yet mate - we've only just gone past her tonsils!"
- goldieboy0
The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
- georgesIII0
A german tourist is getting raped by 10 hooligans,
She screams Neiinnn Neiiinnn,
one leaves.
- goldieboy0
A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."
- tasty0
There's a MILF walking down the street....
- Hemogoblin0
Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes.