Jokes in poor taste...
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- elahon0
Q: How do you know if your girlfriend's too young for you?
A: You have to make aeroplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.
- capn_ron0
^ very poor taste in a joke
- bliznutty0
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing.. you already told her twice
- dasohr0
Ever see Stevie Wonder's house?
Neither has he...
- Whats the fastest thing on land?mikotondria3
- Stevie Wonder's speedboat.mikotondria3
- loliCanHasQBN
- dasohr0
Two cannibals eating a clown.
Says one to the other:
"This taste funny to you?"
- shellie0
This guy is my favorite right now. Just saw him on Monday.
- <- the impression of a guy who's about to take a girl home but blows it by saying something racist.shellie
- -1antagonista
- zshed0
how do you make a woman scream for a hour after sex?
wipe your nob on the curtains.
- cannonball19780
what's a foot long with a purple head and makes a woman scream all night long?
Crib death
- mosko0
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided
to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend ? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to
me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires
for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and commit my life to her sister.I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, & if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me."I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her clothes & threw them
down the stairs at me.I stood there for a moment,then turned & went straight to the front
door.I opened the door & stepped out of the house & walked straight
toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you
have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for
our daughter.
"Welcome to the family!"The moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car.
- JacoPoortvliet0
Two black guys are waiting for the bus.
They both really have to take a big dump but the bus is almost arriving so they decide to do it at the busstop. After 5 minutes the bus arrives. They get in and ask the bus driver how much for a ticket to the next stop? The driver replies: 2,50 for you and 1,50 for the 2 children but they can't smoke inside the bus.- dude...riskunlogic
- Oh my god Im dyyinnnnnggggg, Hahahahahaminigreek
- Raniator0
Q. What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
A. Christopher Walken
- BusterBoy0
In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.
In 1873 Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first.
- Projectile0
What's the worst part of raping a baby?
- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...Projectile
- getting the blood off your clown suitProjectile
- love itifeltdave
- aanderton0
What's the difference between a Christian blow up doll and a Muslim blow up doll.
The Muslim one blows itself up.
(Sorry to bump but this just couldn't go in the joke of the day thread)
- elahon0
A little black kid was playing in the kitchen and poured flour all over himself. He walked up to his mom and said, "look, Momma, I'm a white boy." She spanked his ass and told him to go show his father what he had done.
So, the little boy walks up to his dad and says, "look, Daddy, I'm a white boy." The dad spanked his ass and told him to go show his grandfather what he had done.
So, the little boy walks up too his grandfather and says,"look, Pappy, I'm a white boy." His grandfather spanked his ass and told him to go to his room to think about what he had done.
After a few minutes the grandfather walked into the little boys room and asked if he'd had enough time to think about what had happened. The boy looked up at him and said, "I sure have, Pappy. I've been white for 20 minutes and I already hate three niggers"
- elahon1
How do you make 4 year old cry twice?
After you pull it out, wipe it off on their teddy bear.
- jesus fucking christ!!!!!!Projectile
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