BP Photoshops Command Center
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- spraycan0
what the fuck, is this shit what is called misinformation ?
- detritus0
"BP has also done a wonderful job at covering up the actual size of the broken well head."
Oh, Jesus Christ - please tell me you're kidding - you couldn't possibly be that dull, surely?
What size fucking robot do you think it would take to turn those two tightening bolts at the front there, if that were true?
How fucking gigantic do you think the drill bit they use in these things is?
How large would the stencil be to make that white type? and, more to the point - why make it so big?
Can you not discern the quality of the detail in the metal that indicates its size?
I'm disappointed.
- georgesIII0
fantastic,
apparently someone has a aunt that has a son that have a school friend that knows a guys that can photoshop
it looks like someone shopped the LHC launch pics into this one,
now if only they could stamp out the oil spill.
- chivas0
I don't understand what they would gain from 'shopping that?
Hell, they could just bring up the actual screens if they wanted to stage a scene.
- vonheart0
Someone just got fired.
- mg330
LOL
- ifeltdave0
wtf is this company doing? when shit goes off the rails this bad, its the kind of thing that should shut your company down.
- Dodecahedron0
its an intentional crap PS job to draw attention away from the other myriad of ways they are deceiving you... double reverse dupe
- < tinfoil hat. they 'aint that clever or organised.airey
- honestly they want you think they're stupid. Its smart media play. not paranoid just informedDodecahedron
- Dode is right, look at the right hand to see what the left hand is doingFredMcWoozy
- inverse psycology!Thelonious_Funk
- akrok0
bp = full of shit (now, put that in your tank)
- airey0
hahaha.
fucking lol. 'just photoshop it'. cunts.
- dopepope0
All that money to throw around and they can't find someone who can use Photoshop worth a damn?
- FredMcWoozy0
What did you guys expect?
They bused in Union Workers and called them a clean up crew.
- Miguex0
how funny is this? I mean for the time being, they are constantly on the spotlight, everything they do is being analyzed constantly.. you think they will be a bit more careful with this sort of thing.
- Peter0
In spite of this disastrous photoshop job
I think we are heading into an age where any form of visual "evidence" (photos in specific) will not carry much/any weight.Get someone who knows what he's doing, unlike these BP amateurs, and you're able to cover just about all traces of having doctored an image. Despite what the image-forensics on 24 or CSI have you believe wouldn't a great job printed out on unmarked photo-paper be enough?
Anywho, BOT...