BP Photoshops Command Center
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- detritus0
"BP has also done a wonderful job at covering up the actual size of the broken well head."
Oh, Jesus Christ - please tell me you're kidding - you couldn't possibly be that dull, surely?
What size fucking robot do you think it would take to turn those two tightening bolts at the front there, if that were true?
How fucking gigantic do you think the drill bit they use in these things is?
How large would the stencil be to make that white type? and, more to the point - why make it so big?
Can you not discern the quality of the detail in the metal that indicates its size?
I'm disappointed.
- spraycan0
what the fuck, is this shit what is called misinformation ?
- spraycan0
If that's true BP are a bunch of sick bastards
- set0
I reckon it's all a controlled demolition of our dependence on oil
- spraycan0
the original:
http://www.bp.com/sectiongeneric…- yeah this photo makes it look like someone did a shitty PS job to make BP look bad, haha. they already look bad, go photoshop some more condoms in celebrities clear purses.redrum
- Miguex0
how funny is this? I mean for the time being, they are constantly on the spotlight, everything they do is being analyzed constantly.. you think they will be a bit more careful with this sort of thing.
- akrok0
bp = full of shit (now, put that in your tank)
- georgesIII0
fantastic,
apparently someone has a aunt that has a son that have a school friend that knows a guys that can photoshop
it looks like someone shopped the LHC launch pics into this one,
now if only they could stamp out the oil spill.
- nearestexit0
along the lines of BP, did anyone see the Economist photoshop it's cover...wasn't as bad, but they removed a woman standing next to obama. the colbert report had a nice story on it: http://www.colbertnation.com/the…
- Peter0
In spite of this disastrous photoshop job
I think we are heading into an age where any form of visual "evidence" (photos in specific) will not carry much/any weight.Get someone who knows what he's doing, unlike these BP amateurs, and you're able to cover just about all traces of having doctored an image. Despite what the image-forensics on 24 or CSI have you believe wouldn't a great job printed out on unmarked photo-paper be enough?
Anywho, BOT...
- FredMcWoozy0
What did you guys expect?
They bused in Union Workers and called them a clean up crew.
- dopepope0
All that money to throw around and they can't find someone who can use Photoshop worth a damn?
- airey0
hahaha.
fucking lol. 'just photoshop it'. cunts.