Joke of the day - ressurection
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- Sinov
Does anybody have any good jokes, my workmate is not feeling the best today after a demoralizing visit to the Doctor, I want to cheer her up.
- bump0
which beaver jumps the farthest?
- CGN0
What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?
- monospaced0
What's the difference between marmalade and jam?
- You can't marmalade your dick in your gf's arse.BannedKappa
- hahahahaha!
capn_ron
- scribbler0
I split up with my girlfriend the other day by text, but she won't leave me alone.
I don't think she got the message.
- Ranger0
I came home from work to find our son had smashed our tv with the Wii remote.
"Did he have the strap on?" I asked my wife.
"No, I thought I'd let you punish him." she said.
- Raniator0
My wife is a real tiger in the bedroom.
400lbs and ginger.
- Raniator0
MSN News: 'Men Who Rape Will Be Named'
In that case, can I have 'Nightstriker' or has that already been taken?
- Raniator0
MSN News: 'Men Who Rape Will Be Named'
In that case, can I have 'Nightstriker' or has that already been taken?
- formula0
What's brown and sticky?
- zombee0
I had my first night with my new Thai bride last night. We got into foreplay and I was sucking her off when I thought... "Hang on a fuckin' minute..."
- zombee0
I went to the doctors today complaining of strange voices coming from my pants. The doc said "Ignore them, they're talking bollocks."