How do i get out of jury doodie???
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- goldielox
I'm supposed to go in tomorrow at 8am for the pickins'
- d_rek0
Are you in school?
- goldielox0
no :/
- d_rek0
Whatever happens/happened it's 'racist'.
- ********0
Why don't you want to do it?
- ********0
soo easy to get out.
tell them you hate cops. tell them you have racist tendencies. tell them anything that may seem a little nutty. it may seem wrong to do so, but they wont do anything except let you go.
i had jury duty for 3 days and it sucked. but i did make $80.
- you mean you ONLY made $80, right? :)redrum
- i'm on salary at work. so i didnt lose money or anything. so the $80 is a bonus - the way i see it.********
- eieio0
everytime i've been called for jury duty they've cancelled the day before. so i can't tell you what to do to get out of it but i'm sure its not hard. You COULD simply tell them it would very bad for you and your work, its not like they wouldn't understand. You should see if there's a number to call and see if they still need you to show up.
- no, dont tell them that. they dont care. the "work" excuse rarely works.********
- i don't see why, itd fuck your life up. Refuse, "I have work to attend to, fuck off."eieio
- dude, i've been there and have given that excuse and watched others give that same excuse... never works.********
- yeah but I bet you never refused...because of work. Like not an excuse just say "I HAVE FUKIN WORK STUPIDS"eieio
- ...walk the fuck outeieio
- Then you'll just piss them off– they don't give a shit about your work. They know it sucks for everyone.ismith
- no, dont tell them that. they dont care. the "work" excuse rarely works.
- ********0
tell them you are a member of this group.
http://english.aljazeera.net/foc…
- Amicus0
If you are a freelancer with deadlines to meet and can prove it then you may have a legitimate, lawful way out.
Jury duty can end up being an extremely eye opening experience and well worth your time though. I was on the jury for a murder trial in Western Australian's Supreme Court while at university. I wouldn't say it was fun, but it was a tremendous learning experience.
- luckyorphan0
This is one of the costs of living in this society. We all don't like it, but we all have to do it.
Do your civic duty and show the fuck up.
P.s. Pay your taxes, while you're at it.
- abusive foster family?********
- No, I just hate it when people try to shirk their responsibility. Grow up, people.luckyorphan
- less the less involved sector of the public do it. some of us are busy********
- I do favor making the public juror a well-paid, official job. But we're all busy. Do the time.luckyorphan
- abusive foster family?
- ESKEMA0
- lol .. i love tina fey********
- First thing I thought of...BannedKappa
- how did I miss that episode?fooler2
- lol .. i love tina fey
- utopian0
Tell them that your QBN username is "Hedge", nuff said!
- vaxorcist0
Quote Ezekiel 23:20 over and over...
- ArmandoEstrada0
Dont show up...
- instrmntl0
shoot yourself in the leg
- Point50
just don't show up. the letter they send doesn't come certified mail, so they can't prove you received it. and they won't issue a warrant, they just say that to scare you. I've ignored it several times over the last 8 years and so far no problems.
that being said, good luck! HAHAHA
- This is really bad advice.duckofrubber
- Eventually they find you, and it WILL be a problem.duckofrubber
- JerseyRaindog0
Get arrested on the way.
- georgesIII0
dress like this and pretend to be the judge,
- garretttt0
just say you hate niggers
works in texas
- Works how? to ensure jury service or to avoid it?comicsans
- werd!necromation